nerathion no…!
Touch the monolith. Become a spacebaby.
Touch the rock and become one with the grass more like.
How could this absolute stinker of a OP post spiral down even worse?
Apparantly by even weirder takes. Are you sure you werent looking for r/Incels?
But wait, if 90% of what you do is not RP then it cannot be a RP ad.
Guys, I can’t read any of this. Can you send smoke signals?
gang gang gang
So I guess that is a 100% no to paying my sub with me being his e-girlfriend in return.
What a shame
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I’ve not even posted in the forums in years, I don’t even play anymore, but I had to let you know that this is legitimately one of the most cracked things I’ve read this week.
Congratulations.
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I feel like there are more successful ways to hitting on a woman in a video game then this. Even tho I’d really say big red flags in game-dating with random people you don’t know who’s behind the screen. You don’t know their real name. Kinda a weird subject.
However a tip.
A really good way of getting a woman is to make her feel like your individually going for her then her feel like her gender and being first in line for her the spot.
Easiest way to talk to women is to talk to women. Be normal they’re just human. It’s that easy never gonna steer you wrong.
it’s all so tiresome
Quality post right here.
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Guys, look on the bright side. If this absurdly specific post actually fits a real, existing woman, and that woman is somehow interested, she’ll definitely be the one for him.
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This has been an adventure to read at almost 2am.
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Hey guys. Sorry I am late
omg is that tyrenas?
I don’t think I have cringed this hard in a while lmao, thank you OP.
Same, except that I just skimmed and barely read.
In the words of Zoolander. “What is this?”
Hope you enjoyed the ride 