Make WoW Metal again

World of Warcraft used to be Metal (and no, I am not talking about E.T.C only)

The characters used to be badass, struggling with very real inner demons, dealing with questions and challenges that were profoundly deep (Instead of the current whining, victim syndrome, trauma dump we have on the NPC’s now)

The quests used to be dark and brutal (Metal AF, but also stories that give a lot of reason for thought and pondering about the human nature and our capacity to both cause and endure suffering)

For example:

The Legend of Stalvan in Duskwood, tutor who falls in love with one of his students and, after being rejected, goes mad and murders her entire family. We follows clues leading to the discovery of Stalvan’s journal, which details his descent into madness and the gruesome murders he committed.

Brutal, deep, METAL!

The Hills Have Eyes in Hillsbrad, you’re a forsaken disguising yourself as a human and turning yourself in to gain the trust of the local authorities, only to later betray and murder them.

Brutal, METAL.

In the House of the Scarab in Silithus, you go the Temple of Ahn’Qiraj and slaughter the Qiraji, The temple is filled with horrific scenes of sacrifices, mutilations, and the desecration of both Qiraji and mortal remains.
we are tasked with assassinating specific high-ranking members of the Qiraji and their priests, often finding themselves amid scenes of violent rituals and brutal deaths.

METAL, BRUTAL, DEEP.

A Fate Worse Than Death, Eastern Plaguelands , This quest chain in the Eastern Plaguelands involves hunting down and killing various undead creatures that were once human. The truly disturbing part comes when you discover that some of these undead were cursed to remain aware of their actions and suffering, even as they commit atrocities under the control of the Scourge.
We put their souls down , but not before witnessing the horrors they were forced to endure and the violent acts they were made to commit.

BRUTAL, DISTURBING, METAL!!!

And the list goes on and on…

But for a while now we have cringe, power of friendship conquers all, rainbow bullcrap quests to cater to a weak audience that cannot stand mild violence in a cartoony art video game, with shallow silly quests that neither teaches us anything nor makes us ponder about deeper questions (Like metal song lyrics do!)

So…MAKE WoW METAL AGAIN.

Or see it’s descent into even more irrelevant, cringe plots.

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We’re currently in the “cute” stage with DF, we’re heading towards chibi territory.

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WoW devs going full Metal and saying stuff like:

“We’re going back to our roots and putting out the heaviest stuff we’ve ever done!”

Right before they don’t go back to their roots and put out the lightest stuff they’ve ever done. That would be pretty Metal.

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That would actually be very punk xD
So I hope not.

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they’re going back to their roots by giving anthropoid faces to spiders

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Metal so last season, I prefer classical hurdy gurdy tunes now

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Entire art-style and direction needs to go back to its roots, hell yes!

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damn! - YES.
because cartoony spiders are apparently far too traumatizing to everyone.
it’s appalling.

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Atleast there havent been complains in while of wow being cartoonish, cause everytime I see it my mind goes 20 years back in flashbacks and I think when have it not been cartoonish. Even Undercity the “metal capital” of undead that dance animation is play heavy metal guitar and show metal signs, the city has cartoon like elements and even humor :dracthyr_a1:

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Oh the cartoonish style art is timeless and awesome! And its exactly what gives a lot of room to go Brutal without going over the border.

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I like it aswell, also it can be made fun too like metalocalypse and forsaken of wow show us :sweat_smile:

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yes, Absolutely :smile:

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Yeah!

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Oh god I do not miss the old polygon count :dracthyr_crylaugh:

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Thanks. I wasn’t actually planning on sleeping tonight…

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Imagine 'em watching you like this;

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cute and comfy

It was always cartoon and full of jokes

But if you want more „metal wow“ go read the books like war of the scaleborn were it’s 500 pages of dragons killing each other in all kind of ways.

Almost all warcraft books are full of the more brutal side of the story.

The games always were 50:50

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I know what you are saying but this can’t happen because generation switched already
meaning…Generation of games that were doing early wow with that dark and gritty stuff is actually gone…
Nowadays it’s more about different generation and that is what you describe

If wow will survive this one
and you will be here for change
you will see that another generation will put a mark on this game :smiley:

“again”? WoW was always more like the kids version of warhammer to me, but if they decide to go full edgelord I wouldn’t mind.

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