Marriage in WoW

[Uda-uldum]

@Ishayo-tarren-mill

My arms are bigger than yours, and it isn’t fat.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they’re like it’s better than yours
Damn right, it’s better than yours
I could teach you but I’d have to charge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AwXKJoKJz4

@Souldefiler-blades-edge

And everyone else vomiting.

Yeah right. You would all be in line wanting to see a peak. You pervs !

@Souldefiler-blades-edge

The flowers in your hair. Short of walking up and down Stormwind Old Town at night lifting your skirt at anything that moves you’re screaming “take me… just take me I’m so lonely…”

Hahaha !! He is horde though. He does that in Orgri. I saw him last night at 1am doing that.

@Alythena-ravencrest

Uda going strong

Eighty percent muscle
Twenty percent power of will
Hundred percent reason to remember the name

Thats me.

https://ibb.co/nqhd213v

This is what I do to heal dungeons.

Step 1: I grab a player while saying “momy will take care of you”…
Step 2: Dump him into a bath tub.
Step 3: Full scrub bath, with hair included.
Step 4: Rince with water.

There. Healed.

[Uda-uldum]

@Souldefiler-blades-edge

@Keento-argent-dawn

HOW DID I END UP GETTING INVOLVED IN THIS ?!

The flowers in your hair. Short of walking up and down Stormwind Old Town at night lifting your skirt at anything that moves you’re screaming “take me… just take me I’m so lonely…”

I just found exclusive footage of Keento valiantly taking on the Jailor in SL.

https://ibb.co/gZs6drDK

We ALL owe our lives to him. He single handedly saved Azeroth. And if someone can do me a favour and link that footage for the public to see, I would be honored.

[Ishayo-tarren-mill]

@Souldefiler-blades-edge

And everyone else vomiting.

@Uda-uldum

I could teach you but I’d have to charge

You can’t charge - you’re a shaman.

Unless you mean you can hold a charge. I suppose that’s a thing you can do.

[Uda-uldum]

@Ishayo-tarren-mill

You can’t charge - you’re a shaman.

Unless you mean you can hold a charge. I suppose that’s a thing you can do.

I can Gust of Wind to your face.

You are not running away. Il will find you. Chase you down. And drag you to the altar.

Punyelf will be our priest here. Paladins can do that. Uther told me so.

[Ishayo-tarren-mill]

@Uda-uldum

I can Gust of Wind to your face.

You are not running away. Il will find you. Chase you down. And drag you to the altar.

Punyelf will be our priest here. Paladins can do that. Uther told me so.

/cast Polymorph
/stopcasting for Wind Shear
/cast Polymorph
/stopcasting for totem
/cast Frostbolt (autokills it)
/cast Polymorph
Trinket
/cast Polymorph

lasts 3 seconds

BLIZZARD FFS!!
/cast Shimmer
/cast Shimmer
/cast Alter Time
/cancelaura Alter Time
/cast Shimmer
/cast Ice Wall
/cast Greater Invisibility
/use mount
Fly to Timbuktu
/cast some random town portal

Phew, safe.

[Souldefiler-blades-edge (Souldefíler)]

@Uda-uldum

@Souldefiler-blades-edge

@Keento-argent-dawn

HOW DID I END UP GETTING INVOLVED IN THIS ?!

The flowers in your hair. Short of walking up and down Stormwind Old Town at night lifting your skirt at anything that moves you’re screaming “take me… just take me I’m so lonely…”

I just found exclusive footage of Keento valiantly taking on the Jailor in SL.

https://ibb.co/gZs6drDK

We ALL owe our lives to him. He single handedly saved Azeroth. And if someone can do me a favour and link that footage for the public to see, I would be honored.

Vulpera-Jump hosted at ImgBB

[Uda-uldum]

https://www.wowhead.com/wotlk/spell=58875/spirit-walk

Removes all movement imparing effects.

https://www.wowhead.com/spell=338033/thunderous-paws

Removes all movement imparing effects.

https://www.wowhead.com/spell=462817/jet-stream

Removes all movement imparing effects. x2 thanks to totemic recall.

Like I said…

NO…

ESCAPE…

Im comming darling !!!

[Souldefiler-blades-edge (Souldefíler)]

I remember the very first day I was walking along the street minding my own beeswax and Viziosa came out of her house…

Marriage may be a while.

[Keento-argent-dawn]

How this topic is still alive is beyond me xD

[Souldefiler-blades-edge (Souldefíler)]

We’re waiting on invites to ishayo and Uda’s wedding. I even went out and got a wedding gift.

Hopefully it won’t be too long before Seaworld notices their prize exhibit missing.

[Amonet-ravencrest]

@Alcatraz-kilrogg

When you do group/raid/world contents with your in-game wife-husband, you get certain buffs, drop chance, couples special emotes, 1 or 2 couple special skills, couple special toys, pets, xmogs(half heart on wife, other half on husband etc), and game doesnt let 1 person summoning, but it may allow couples summon eachother solo.

I can see it now “WTB wife/husband” and “WTS wife/husband”.

[Uda-uldum]

@Keento-argent-dawn

How this topic is still alive is beyond me xD

Thanks to you. You are too cute to pass out on.

@Souldefiler-blades-edge

We’re waiting on invites to ishayo and Uda’s wedding. I even went out and got a wedding gift.

Hopefully it won’t be too long before Seaworld notices their prize exhibit missing.

Well thank you !

Il be sure to invite you. Once I catch that Ishayo… (hunting the mate is part of the orc dating process). Fortunatelly since I am a healer I can be agressive. Any damage can be repaired.

[Laednai-argent-dawn]

Will I be invited to the wedding?!

[Uda-uldum]

Everyone is invited !

[Ishayo-tarren-mill]

@Souldefiler-blades-edge

I remember the very first day I was walking along the street minding my own beeswax and Viziosa came out of her house…

OH NO I’d completely forgotten about this cartoon. That’s golden that is.

@Uda-uldum

https://www.wowhead.com/wotlk/spell=58875/spirit-walk

Removes all movement imparing effects.

https://www.wowhead.com/spell=338033/thunderous-paws

Removes all movement imparing effects.

https://www.wowhead.com/spell=462817/jet-stream

Not much use if you’re polymorphed until I’ve flown away in a 1050% speed mount, now is it?

[Souldefiler-blades-edge (Souldefíler)]

@Laednai-argent-dawn

Will I be invited to the wedding?!

Someone has to prepare the buffet…

[Ishayo-tarren-mill]

@Keento-argent-dawn

How this topic is still alive is beyond me xD

Well, Blizzard is moderating it, so they’re clearly aware of it. We can see that because the list number in the URL bar does not match the slider on the side. Wherever that happens it’s because a post has been removed.

But at some point i imagine they’ll have had enough. We’ll see!

[Starney-argent-dawn]

Can we marry NPC’s too?

[Uda-uldum]

@Ishayo-tarren-mill

But at some point i imagine they’ll have had enough. We’ll see!

Well I hope not. This thread will go up in my “golden post” hall of fame. I hope it reaches 3k like the one about P2W.

@Starney-argent-dawn

Can we marry NPC’s too?

I wish… We would make the perfect couple…

https://wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Uda_the_Beast

[Alythena-ravencrest]

@Keento-argent-dawn

How this topic is still alive is beyond me xD

Someone bumbed it and now its still going strong

Blizz also april fooled the theme in the latest patch notes with the “war couples”