Marriage in WoW

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rest in peace keento .it was nice knowing ya

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I was referring to marrying whoever you want. :rofl:
And no thanks, we aren’t going there, either. :rofl:

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Everything is possible in the fantastic world of WoW… :slight_smile:

Im sure that there are some “special dungeons” where I could make you change your mind…

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This thread is going places.

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Yes

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Saw her performing that song in Paris 1999 - far superior to the godawful studio version

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The menage a trois with Uda, Keento and Ishayo would have Netflix drooling…

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HOW DID I END UP GETTING INVOLVED IN THIS ?!

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It’s not that kind of an RPG.

Try SWTOR or anything else that actually implements the RPG aspect.

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Except for physical contact, of course. :stuck_out_tongue:

Sorry, not into orc ladies.
Though if you want to do M+ we are looking for someone atm.

Well, it’s trying to at any rate. :thinking:

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Logging in.

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Ive only heard it on the movie titanic, it came on tv this other day. Thats where I remembered it :smiley:

But there is magic in wow, you can do magic :magic_wand: :dizzy:

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For you, I change my gender into a hairy Orc. If that is what you prefer…

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Uhm… ahhh :frowning_with_open_mouth:

I think we Pandaren ladies tend to prefer Pandaren guys. I mean, nothing personal but orcs are a bit spindly and small. Pandaren females are about as tall is orc males and orc females are like a head shorter than me.

But the real problem is their weight. I mean, just saying.

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If you marry Uda, you can introduce Pandaren cuisine and get your own fluffy green “Pandaren”

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Im brown. Not green.

Our kids would be ripped Pandaren. Instead of the fatsos they are now.

These pandaren need an introduction to exercise. Instead of being lazy bastards drinking beer and eating dumplings all day.

Muscle weighs more than fat. Just saying.

If weight is all that matters I got a whole lot of 6-pack that weighs as much as a beer belly.

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Uda going strong :smiley: :muscle:

Eighty percent muscle
Twenty percent power of will
Hundred percent reason to remember the name

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And everyone else vomiting.

The flowers in your hair. Short of walking up and down Stormwind Old Town at night lifting your skirt at anything that moves you’re screaming “take me… just take me I’m so lonely…”

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My arms are bigger than yours, and it isn’t fat.

The belly, however… my it’s a sign of good health! Just because I summon food… :bento:

Everyone always gets surprised at how big and muscular the Pandaren are. :joy: They are indeed bears, but because they’re drawn cute and rotund everybody thinks they’re probably tiny and weak. Not so!

I wonder what happens on WoW when crossbreeding. Is it even possible? For orcs and Draenei apparently so. Elder Scrolls is the only fantasy universe I’ve ever seen that resolves this - the race is the mother’s, but or gets features of the father all over the place.

Yeah, but orc women got no more of it than we do. It’s just hidden underneath the belly fat. You ever seen a monk? You don’t do that without muscle.

I’m not into lifting weights. Unnecessary. Except through telekineses.

I just like cushions. If you catch my drift.