Damn, man…
Well lets ne honest. Can you name a woman who wants some weird freak in a fox costume holding a pair of kitchen knives telling everyone they’re swords slobbering and panting all over you?
Well maybe Katie Price but you know what I’m sayin.
How about a wolf in a human costume?
Sexy… but no.
Only if i can marry my sword!
Lean, gorgeous, hot (literally. its on fire).
Who needs skinny elves or smelly humans or hairy tauren. Gimme my sword!
“Marry me Remornia!”
Queue all the skimpy Belves going “uwu” when they are actually bearded dudes bigger than azeroth combined getting free gold and going “marry me senpai” 
Awww. Thank you~
I would, but wow Players would get mad and upset with WoW for some reason.
Nah, I’m just a shy guy… Also asexual.
I use axes.
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Ohhhh you’re so cute with those little squeezable cheeks!!!Squeeeeee!
I always wanted a fox fur, now i can have one just in time for Christmas.
What? WHAT? Oh sure like you people wouldn’t do the same!!
muffles vulpera’s cries while waiting for the ether to hit
I can make sure I can get you some fox fur for Christmas. I shed Like crazy!
Can I have new PvP Axes for Christmas in time for the new season? :3 (Its not to fight Alliance, I promise!)
YAY!!! I’ll murd… assist a blindfolded Keento near the cliffs over Orgrimmar later if you’re giving away free fur.
Oh please do. Buncha crybabies every one of them, bleating on and on and on about burning tree this, crashed spaceship that. Honestly.
Alrighty. Will it be honorable if I go for those ones?
Pictures in my head, too much information…
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You’re just jealous you didnt find your one true swordmate yet
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Yes I’m tired of going into stormwind and being surrounded by whinging tree hugging hippies forcing their vegetarian lifestyle on anyone who passes. I very generously gave them a copper coins and they had the temerity to lecture me as I was eating my gnome. Can you IMAGINE the audacity!
And as for those spacegoats… roaring around stormwind docks on their choppers. They’ll never ride past me again and bellow “outta the way human!”
Not unless they want to be death gripped and flung into the water.
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we wrn’t lecturing about you eating gnome. we were asking you to stop littering all those limbs when you were eating as everyone was slipping on the blood
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… … … by the sands. I didn’t know the Alliance had such hostility towards each other.
The Horde is more accepting and we look at each other as family and treat each other as equals. (Except Garrosh…)
Our streets are also kept clean of filth, fur and limbs.
No it’s just me. See the abuse I put up with? Not only am I being lectured by tree hugging hippy vegetarians I’m also being lectured on littering.
LITTERING!
By people who wander around dropping leaves everywhere!
And it isn’t my fault the gnome I was eating was dripping blood that day. My bank was full.
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Cool I’m moving in. Evict those whinging tree hugging hippy taurens first though.
And I want to hang with the Forsaken. My kind of people.
Uh… … OH! Is that the timegottago! Hearthstones.