November’s Trading Post is a Bountiful Thing!

November’s Trading Post is a Bountiful Thing!

You’ll find a cornucopia of collectible, delicious delights when you visit the November Trading Post. If you like the color orange and wearable culinary fair, then this one’s for you. Participate in a bounty of activities to collect this month’s reward—the Prized Turkey mount. You’ll want to gobble up all the new items.

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The best thing about these announcements? They’re obviously a copy and paste of the American release…

That last sentence… You owe me a new can of Irn Bru i dropped it laughing in juvenile schoolboy toilet humour…

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Okay I’m actually amused by the mount, to me that’s worth getting for the laughs.

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Thing is… You ever seen a live turkey? They used to roam the backroads where I lived in Florida…

I assure you. They can fly.
They look silly flying, and even sillier running…

But they are big birds. And when you have an angry wild turkey fly down to the ground and start running after you, you don’t hang around to laugh.

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I have not. I try to avoid scary birds like swans, geese and, I suspect, turkeys.

Exactly.

Aaah, just do what we do with pheasants. Run the darn thing over with your car, go “whoops!”, drive backwards to run it over again, then serve it for dinner. Easy.

Now moose, that’s a scary thing. Because the problem is you don’t run it over, it runs you over. Yes, while you’re in the car.

I read wowhead said turkey dont flying….booo

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I find the animal cruelty in this thread disturbing.

Anyway… Some fun stuff in there and prices that don’t break the bank.
Yeah… I’m happy with this month.

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I’ll never forget the day. My neighbour called round one day and asked me if i was doing anything special. As I was still waiting on my green card i couldn’t legally work and I didn’t want to get in trouble so i more or less kept my head down. Lucky i lived way out of city limits in a secluded neighbourhood where everyone knew everyone so i was pretty much left alone. Anyway this neighbour who I still keep in contact with asked me if i wanted to go “turkey blastin” as he called it. I said “sure, show me” so he grabs his shotgun and says fllow me" We went into his back yard and about an acre or so of grass was swamp and trees. He tell me to stay put and listen carefully. Im listening (clueless as to what I’m supposed to be listening to) and he said “OK git ready Jum, I hears one of um in da trees dere”, sure enough I can hear some kind of guttaral warbling. Then he lets off a shot and about twenty bazillion birds fly off. Then we hear this loud flapping and my neighbour says “OK there it is, it looks mad so git ready to turn tail and git to mah truck”

and I’m looking around like “what?? where?? how??” and then there’s this unholy screech and this black mass of feathers suddenly lands (if you can call it that) picks itself up and runs right at us. My neighbour Mark takes another shot, misses, and mark shouts while laughing “yea we better tail it, guy’s mad!” and we run to his truck and as were in this crazed turkey launches itself at his door and starts trying to drill it’s way in with his beak. Mark is laughing and I’m sitting there terrified.

The things are monsters!

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its farmers season!!!

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So he started blasting…

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Awe, no pet this month, maybe one in the returning items fingers crossed

Hopefully the mahic rooster mount is also planned for a twitch drop since the similarities between mounts is striking…

Also i like chicken alot more than turkey

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So, only the clothes, the Orc sword, the Store Log’osh(?) transmog, some of the weapons and that’s it for me this month.

Not bad, not great either.

Still better than Butterfly stuff :smiling_face:

Too much paperwork. Let’s roast him! :smiley:

Meh month. Meh trading post. Sorry but i don’t like it.

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Since there will be no new battle pet, I guess they didn’t bothered with a new one.

I guessed it will back after Midnight out. If you remember blizzard change pets not long “battle”?

Blizz need time clean all old pets off skills and off battle. After will new pets same gives.

Sounds like the Movie Thankskilling was based on true events :dracthyr_hehe_animated:

Also definitely gonna get that mount!

very yank centric this month.. meh

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The best part about this month is the lack of battlepets. Good job!