Now Blizzard removed flirst and jokes from game

This information is from user Tengenflare from reddit.

~Removed Flirts:

Pandaren Female:

“Let me show you my kung fu grip”

“Oh, I’ve never done THAT before… Uh… You’re not doing it right…”

Pandaren Male:

“Hey gorgeous. Wanna try crane position? Oh no… For you, monkey style.”

“Nice pants. What’s the drop rate?”

“Yeah, I would tap dat keg.”

“Hey, hot stuff. Want to try breeding in captivity?”

Dwarf Female:

“I’ll have you know I can flatten steel with my thighs.”

Dwarf Male

“I must be asleep, 'cause you are a dream come true. Also, I’m slightly damp.”

Male Tauren:

“Free rides for the ladies.”

“Y’know, older bulls really only have one function.”

Female Tauren:

“I’ve got big, soulful eyes, long eyelashes and a wet tongue. What more could a guy want?”

~Removed Jokes:

Dwarf Female:

“No they’re not real, but thanks for noticing.”

"It’s like my father always used to say: ‘Shut up, and get out.’ "

“My Uncle has brass balls, no really!”

“I give myself a Dutch oven pedicure every night. I’ve got no foot fungus at all. My toes are pristine.”

Dwarf Male:

"(‘Rip!’) “Oh, I’m having a wardrobe malfunction! (‘twang’) Ooo, there’s me hammer.”

Male Tauren:

“Homogenized? No way, I like the ladies.”

Female Tauren:

“One time I laughed so hard I milked all over the floor.”

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They also removed the Male Blood Elf joke ‘‘Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot as me.’’. Why?

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it makes ugly woman feel bad

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Blizzard @ the HQ:

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All human women are ugly, thats why I play Pandaren.

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we shall all unplug the internet, sit alone every day, dont do any thing that makes you sociable, you could offend some ppl just by being, so go hide and dont offend any one.

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Bruh this was my favorite joke from the Pandarens.

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So you cannot drop any pants any more. No items for you.

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Didnt know they were in the game, wont notice they are gone. I think i will make it to tomorrow with these changes, the struggle is real.

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Well in case anyone didn’t know yet, SJWs hate pickup lines/flirting… mostly because nobody would want to pickup/flirt with their ugly hides.

So it makes sense that they would remove those… they’re equivalent to rappers (you know what i meant to write!) in their delusional mind.

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I used them often when I was flirting with guild mates, or having fun in rp.

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The devs are hopeless. They are sitting on a sinking ship and instead of pumping the water out, they are rearranging who sits at which table in the restaurant. No wonder the ship is going to sink. Nobody bothers to repair it!

Forgot: and when horrified passengers ask the devs “why are you not repairing the ship and are instead busy with this nonsense”, they reply “this is not for you, this is for us”. See twitter. Yes, things are this dumb.

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Now the game is better. SL went up in the ranking compared to other expansions thanks to those removal :roll_eyes:

They weren’t as hot as them.

Hahaha how stupid. Do female dwarfs have any jokes left? ‘‘One time I laughed so hard I milked all over the floor’’ It’s a joke about the tauren looking like a cow and having udders, who the hell would get offended by that, maybe one person in 200, meaning it was a problem with the person’s attitude to be easily offended. This is stupid.

If I met someone in real life who was offended by jokes as mild as this I would tell them to get a grip and shut up.

Didn’t even know these. They are hilarious though :rofl:

I hope this is not true…

Do Blizzard really think I or other players gets way offended that an npc is named Master Baiter?

Noone cares. Except maybe those with an unnormal conditions that makes them hypersensitive.

Fix your company and start throwing out the incels who bullied women and transgenders, do not punish the game.

Everyone I know is facepalming right now and making meme about fruits.

They also removed the shaft of act 5 mobs in diablo 2.

Man I sure got depressed and shocked when I saw a natural snake as a kid… wow. Not even my sis who was like 7 at the time gave a crap.

Heres what I want: let the male characters be able to wear the same mogs as female characters.

Add incubus and maybe genders to demon pets.

Add makeup to male characters maybe.

That would feel great to me.

Everyone is included.

But removing dirty jokes… :frowning:

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The kind of people who would get offended by these jokes, how on earth do they cope in real life, you hear and see 10000 times worse than that walking through any city during a busy period.

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Here ;

https://twitter.com/valentine_irl

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