Great! Isgar has been slacking with his training lately, Time to fix that!
League of Modimus?
More like, League of Brodimus.
Dirge of Teldrassil?
More like, Based of Basedrassil.
Join and serve your mountain.
Woah laddies, the bumps have gone tae the wayside???
Bringing us back to the PEAK of the MOUNTAIN, especially with our current DUTY of CLEANSING the SCOURGE from the streets of STORMWIND and IRONFORGE! Someone has to keep the tram link safe after all! From abominations to gargoyles and ghouls, we stand as the STALWART protectors of the ALLIANCE!
ā¦How did I do, Forge Captain?
Ye did good, lad⦠ye did goodā¦
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Courtesy of our good friend Sidward from the Assemblage of Uld. Behold, the League of Modimus!
(Kump, your powers are required!)
Join us as Shadowlands approaches! Weāll be leveling to 60 ASAP like the dwarf patricians we are, which also includes a two week break from RP!
I know, I know, weāve never stopped since the guildās founding but with a new expansion comes the regeneration of hairlines and batteries.
Leans into the mic
I swear by Khazāgoroth if you donāt join I will sunder your hairline and cast you into the depths of Grim Batol to become Skardyn got it???
Attention all Dwarves, Khaz Modan is in danger and in need of your help to wipe out the invading Trogg armies, but to do this we need a steam tank and a couple of Thunderbrew ales. To help Khaz Modan, all we need is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so Khaz Modan can fortify its borders and achieve the dawn of a new empire!
Iāve left the mountain and adjusting to being above ground. Are you lot still active?
We are indeed! Send me a whisper in-game, and we can have a chat! Either whisper me, Brangorm or Dulnus, and we can get discussing!
Glory to Khaz Modan!
Active as ever brother
As the big man said above, just whisper one of us in-game and weāll get you sorted! Right now weāre taking a two week break for Shadowlands content, but we are of course down for some casual RP; events will start rolling again after next week!
TONIGHT we journey to Silithus due to multiple reports from Ironforge detailing the capture of raving twilight cultists mentioning shards of power and the reawakening of insectoid swarms (in addition to a late-stage prophetic dream from a hungover Dulnus). However it seems as if its not only the stout dwarves who have caught wind of such talesā¦
A DEATH IN THE FAMILY
In the ruins of AhnāQiraj lays a body, still as night, draped in a cloak. The lifeless body belonged to the mountain king, Thane Dulnus Stonemantle, who succumbed to his wounds after a bloody battle with the savage orc Rulk Gorestalk and his dark wizardry. As the League grieves, vengeance also burns in the hearts of the dwarvesā¦
Rulk Gorestalk must be punished.
itās time to reopen durneholde keep
Avenge me, lads and lassiesā¦
I bless this thread, by Freyaās braids.
The Hall of Thanes
On this night, Dulnus Stonemantle was laid to rest in the Hall of Thanes, deep below Ironforge. The funeral party comprised of his comrades from the League and the Assemblage of Uldā¦
Soon after, a new tablet stood in the Military ward, made out of the finest stone, laid with inscriptions. It was set up at the behest of the League. It read as following;
Hammer-Sergeant Dulnus Stonemantle of the Bronzebeard Clan, killed in battle in the ruins of AhnāQiraj. Succumbed to his wounds after fighting Rulk Gorestalk and multiple soldiers. Buried in the Hall of Thanes in Ironforge.
May we never forget!
We remain on a small break now with the holiday season and all that, but once these dreadful days of celebration, fun, food and friends are over⦠weāll be back to DWARFAGEDDON
That is, roleplay, or whatever it is they do on this serverā¦