Last time fighting against these guys Fiddlepuff used some genius gnome tricks and raised double in size against me. In counter attack I began draining life from him, and thanks to it mixing with malfunctioning technology, weakening him got so far, that the gnome shrank to size of an ant and jumped in my ear turning me almost deaf yelling so loud.
Best battles, best gnomes. Join them if youâre a gnome or dwarf!
The Assemblage is currently battling against the enemies of the Concordat in the thick jungles of Stranglethorn.
Malfunction? That was pure gnomish ingenuity!
So Iâve been trawling the forums to find a suitable place for my new gnome. How would I go about finding you and whens the best time to pop in for some tea?
The easiest way to find us is to /w Rydèr Tosslespark or me (Hyperactivia) in-game if weâre online and simply ask! However, youâre usually guaranteed to find us around 8-8:30 in Tinker Town in Ironforge every day, that is, before we depart (either to Stormwind City or a random spot for events).
In a week, the Assemblage will be hosting Tinkerâs Faire! A bi-annual event with an array of activities, stalls and competitions!
The Assemblage of Uld x League of Modimus relationship is the best fanfiction Argent Dawn has to offer, it is known.
Join these gnomes now if you have a gnome! If you donât? Make one! If youâre unsure? Take part in one of their awesome events or catch our based crossover foam sword sparring sessions!
P.S Bartrumâs long lost brother is slowly coming to fruitionâŚ
The Assemblage departs tomorrow for the campaign in Dragonblight, if youâre a gnome roleplayer and youâre looking for some action⌠This is the best time to join us!
The mighty and powerful Assemblage partook in an important war-meeting just yesterday, joining in on sharing and giving info about the area they were going to⌠While additionally showcasing their importance and superiority by reserving an entire quarter of the table to themselves with a banner.
The Assemblage has now departed to the icy wastes of Northrend! But, unlike all the other less tubular races who went by boat or⌠Flying boat, the Gnomes found it much more conventional to go by SUBMARINE! And say, wouldnât you, too? join now
Information
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Preparation
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Destination
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The Assemblage has found their long deployment in the frozen wastes to not have been for naught! In fact, with their movements and decisions, the Alliance forces have found themselves a new territory to claim as theirs, for now⌠With it - FORWARD CAMP SPOON that is - the Assemblage has managed to reach new heights for their availability and reach!
The ART? Uh, yeah, itâs by Sidward-ArgentDawn, correct.
All hail our Lord and Saviour Hyperactivia Cranklink, the Hero of Gnomeregan.
long gone are the days of slipping a quarter into your daily newspaper along screenies Iâve takenâŚ
I will always keep you in my memories, master of trust level 3âŚ
Iâm proud of you my apprentice.
The Assemblage of Uld has too many Spider Tanks but not enough gnomes to pilot them.
If only more gnomes could join us so we can lay siege on our enemies in awesome tanks, commit borderline war crimes and strive closer to gnomish supremacyâŚ
Guess that came true in a more literal way
@Bartrum prepare yourselfâŚ
The Assemblage is relaxing back at home mere days before the Crown is destroyed⌠soon we will depart back to Northrend.
This is the perfect time to join us, donât miss out on the best gnomish RP on the server!
Ragh⌠you have not seen the last of me or my guild, the Gromkar Advance! (:raargh:)
I will have your heads, half-men, one way or the otherâŚ
We shall follow suit, as the Forgecog Fellowship remains UNBROKEN, despite the best efforts of certain parties, hrah!
I might have to try and connect with you guys! My time is limited but my love for gnomes is endless.
He used to be a Combat Medic with Razakâs Roughriders, so hopefully you guys donât want to live forever.