And barely any fire was used!
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Uhlmer uses his fees from a job in Feralas to hire a cheap consultancy firm to produce a press statement.
Press Statement from the Red Venturers CompanyThis statement aims to address specific concerns about the professional capabilities of the Red Venturers Company.
Below we include a list of concerns, with a response from ourselves following each item:
Concern 1: The Red Venturers are an ill-coordinated bunch of ragtag mercenaries, at least one of whom is a war criminal.
Our response: The Red Venturers Company prides itself on its diverse membership of various different races, sexes, creeds and war criminals/non-war criminals. We recently hired several
Adult Skunk Peoplevulperan to further diversify our team.Concern 2: A new recruit recently left the Red Venturers because too many of their members were stupid.
Our response: We are always sorry to lose a member, even if that member is a horrible and vindictive coward who now attempts to sully our reputation out of spite. The Red Venturers Company is keenly interested in the education of its members. We are currently teaching a young troll mechanic to kill people with knives.
Concern 3: The Red Venturers Company is putting pressure on a young troll mechanic to kill people with knives.
Our response: This is not true.
Concern 4: One member stole their superiorās Mechano-Hog after she was knocked unconscious and then attempted to sell it to a goblin crime syndicate in the Grizzly Hills.
Our response: The member in question was merely seeking to determine the vehicleās price. No exchange took place because this particular member is racist towards goblins and would not trust them with a transaction of this kind.
Concern 5: The Red Venturers Company is not a welcome environment for goblins.
Our response: The Red Venturers Company prides itself on its diverse membership of various different races, sexes, creeds and war criminals/non-war criminals. We recently hired several
Adult Skunk Peoplevulperan to further diversify our team. We will hire those goblins who arenāt unreliable thieves.We hope this statement clarifies concerns about the direction of our company. We continue to welcome interested parties to visit us at our office in Orgrimmarās Valley of Honor.
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a great guild for mercenary-types - or even if youāre not! the personalities of every character are diverse, and youāre genuinely never left bored when rping with them. if youāre looking for a friendly environment, this is the place!
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Never a dull moment with the thirteen either.
Edit: Althought this is a sad day for the Venturers.
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āWhat were we doing in his swamp?ā (title courtesy of Anatheia)
(and courtesy of Rai):
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I donāt think itās possible to say anything bad about these guys. Only those truly evil could hate this bunch t b h.
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After having lost interest in the game for years, The Red Venturers rekindled my long lost love for WoW RP. Theyāre a delight both in and out of character, and Iām just happy to be a part of it.
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Time for an Update!
The Venturers had two days of Redventure in Swamp of Sorrows, where Legionnaire Vrakkor Earthfist (t)asked them to dwell deep in the Temple of AtalāHakkar, in order to see whatās deep in there which caused risen Atalāai Assassins to roam the Swamps. The Shaman of Stonard had prepared a blessed Scepter to defy Watery depthsā¦
They witnessed many things there, from a Blood Troll from nowhere, to ambushers, angered Troll ghosts and the Dark Herald of Hakkarā¦ No matter how horrific, adventure is in their blood, so they succeeded on defeating the unknown Herald, who vanished, and putted the tortured Spirits to rest, those who were being āpunished for failing Hakkarāā¦
The day after, Seer Axefang himself came to them and explained the reawakening of Echoes of First War in the region, one which has to be stopped before it happens all over the region, and overwhelms it, assaulting their holds in the Region.
The Venturers gathered around a Bonfire, stared deep in as a powder was spread on it, and it turned blueā¦ Moments after, they felt a slumberā¦ And awoke, near a Battlefield, burning, clashes of steel being heardā¦ Warriors of Blackhand and Soldiers of Stormwind fighting. The Orcs were overwhelmed at first, but then, when the āOrc reinforcementsā, who were in fact the Venturers, arrived, they caught their breath, inspired by those who they thought to be fellow Orcs, and fought on. Soldiers fell, injuries were causedā¦ And in the distance, Lion Horn of Stormwind was sounded, only for the chivalrous, powerful, mounted Knights of the Brotherhood of the Horse arrive. Knights of Sir Anduin Lothar, to crush the Orc invadersā¦ But then, even with the retreat of Orcish forces, they had Dark power among them: Discilpes of Gulādan, the Warlocks. A fearsome, huge Demon was summoned, leading to the Humans lining up for retreat, as the Demon turned against the Venturers! But no Demon can standa against the might of the HORDEā¦ With struggles, the Demon was defeated, and then, the Venturers felt slumberā¦
At the bonfire, they were FINALLY AWAKE! Legionnaire Vrakkor, whom they saw a past version of during the echo Battle, rewarded them with the Scepter earlier, armour tickets and of courseā¦ Gold. 
And the Venturers returned home, successful! Protecting the Horde, putting Spirits to rest, and earning some shiny coins!
Red by Blood, Red in the Venture, Red by Banner! For the Horde!
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Great RP coming from these guys; quiet, in the background but strong, good vibes. You know itās going to be a good evening when theyāre around.
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One very important questionā¦ Where are all our hats?
If youāre looking for some non-traditional merc adventures, come join our crew!
Watrus and Khaltarr are the best GM/Officers and all the long standing and new members are welcoming and fun.
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Hats are for Lame folkā¦
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This guild welcomed me with open arms after 10 loooong years of absence from the game.
Super laid back vibe, quirky and legitimately funny guild members and a pair of absolutely top quality GMās.
10/10. Would Redventurers again.
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https://i.imgur.com/1Ec4kaf.png
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Gee, I wonder what Linrick has posted to show off our guild in a really inspiring andā¦ epicā¦
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Remember your contract, itāll be time to die in the jungles together soon enoughā¦
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Donāt recall signing for death, find another suckerā¦ waitā¦
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Weāre down in Gromāgol getting right miffed at some Night Elves for mucking around with troll stuff. And to get paid. Canāt forget that.
We also donāt take kindly to allies claiming our tent grounds!!!
The buzzing of insects, normally commonplace in the jungle, would become incessant by daybreak around the Painted Shields tent area. Further inspection reveals a good half-dozen fish carcasses scattered around the area, left to attract all manner of pests in the warm jungle climate.
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Are you guys still recruiting? Quite in interested in possibly joining once Iāve unlocked my vulpera
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