[PCU] Horde Elf RP - Highblood Myrmidons đŸ’«

The most fun BElf and Nightborne guild in existence. Come join us as we deal with alliance, naga, cultists, gnolls, and occasionally a crazy trainer!

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What is your ratio of Blood Elves to Nightborne?

About Three-fiddy.

Whatever your preferred ratio, it’s not that and you should join them to fix it.

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A fair offer, but I can’t do that.

As an impartial guild diversity officer flashes badge :male_detective::receipt:, it would be inappropriate for me to join a guild and would compromise my ability to perform the job role.

This is a spot check and I’d like to see your full roster please to make sure you are meeting your diversity quota.

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a quick possibly off-by-one count puts me at 37 to 6 in a belf/shelf comparison, out of their 43 members.

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Damn that’s a lot of Blood Elves.

Genuinely did almost make a Nightborne (love the race, hate the customisation) a while back to join this guild but RL is destroying me at the moment. One day.

That said, you will be receiving a formal written warning from the Ministry for Racial Diversity on Azeroth within 5 working days.

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We’ve met our diversity quotas already!!! We just escorted all the others out after our test.

Nevertheless we look forward to meeting the Ministry for Racial Diversity so we can show how DIVERSE we are.

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To whom it may concern,

RE: Racial Diversity

In accordance with the Standard Racial Diversity Quota, you are receiving this written warning because of your demonstrated lack of racial diversity within the Highblood Myrmidons guild registered on Argent Dawn.

As per recent guidelines and written procedure, a guild marketed to specific races must show representation of all races within the acceptable ratios (please refer to documentation to view specific ratios) as demanded by forum law.

Given the immense popularity of the Blood Elf race, ratios are skewed in their favour and it would be expected that at a bare minimum the ratio of a two race guild where the Blood Elf race is included would be 6:4 in favour of the dominant race (Blood Elves). Having reviewed your current roster, you are well below this quota and must make immediate steps to correct.

Please ensure that by your next review on the 17th September 2019 you are able to demonstrate compliance with this policy. Failure to do so will result in immediate removal of your guild from Argent Dawn and exile to Moonguard within 30 days of receiving notice.

You may appeal this outcome by contacting the current Racial Diversity Officer, AKAMITO, either by direct message or smoke signals.

Alternatively you could just ignore this warning and chuck it out because tbh I don’t hold any real authority and I’m just bored at work.

Yours sincerely,

AKAMITO PALEHIDE
Racial Diversity Officer for Azeroth

P.S: I am open to bribes of all kinds. Hit me up.

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Would your powerful uncle do it instead?

This is a bit too harsh, I think. Not Moonguard! It’s almost as bad as forcefully turning all of their members into Void Elves and forcing them to become an Alliance guild.

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Aeras sat rattlings his fingers against the table in a rhythm as he looked at the Runestone with a steely gaze, a gloved hand picking it up and holding it wide in an open palm - seeing the Agent from the Dalaran incident give the stone her memory had set off a torrent of locked away memories. He gripped the Runestone firmly and allowed it entrance.

“The Silver Covenant have broken through, their agents are creating a pool of blood we mu-”

The elves words were quickly cut-off, a bloodied arrow embedded in her throat as she slowly fell to her knees and then collapsed with a small thud upon the cobble ground, her blood seeping into the crevices of the stone as the Sunreavers stood helpless watching her die. Dead. There was a moment that felt like a minute, an hour, of blissful silence as everyone stood silent gazing down at her lifeless body before bloodcurdling screams and cries of terror filled an air already choked with smoke and flame as people rushed around like wild animals trying to escape the terror and chaos.

“We must move, the students can act as a barrier whilst we depart, we’re far more valuable alive.” rose the voice of one Magister,
“I agree, the needs of the Kingdom.” supported a Magistrix, who had swiftly flung herself through a portal to Silvermoon followed by others. Some had objected and raced to the defence of the students. They didn’t last long.
“Spelltorrent!” roared an elderly Sunreaver barely holding back the silver tide, “Get down here and get the student t-” an arrow had objected his claims before he could even make them and the Covenant had broken through teleporting or killing Sunreavers by the many now though a few had objected, continuing to fight in the streets - one even bearing enchanted daggers.

Spelltorrent watched the Covenant pour through - holding the hilt of his sheathed blade with hesitation as he glanced between the portal and the students. He turned and walked through the portal, tears impacting the ground as he listened to the cries for mercy and help. He had chose the cowards way.

A quick little nudge and an already written Runestone memory to go with it. Join the Myrmidons today and experience the full trauma of giving a stone your memory and also seeing everybody else tragic memories.

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Okay right

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Why do I get the feeling that with each campaign HBM is more and more focused on killing me specifically? :thinking:

We can’t wait to bag another worgen.

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Faelynn’s back and just the same as ever.

On an unrelated note, you should consider joining this guild for its immensely good roleplay. I’ve been here since December and still LOVING every second!

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On a related note, you should totally join hbm.

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This is a great bunch of people to get involved with.

Always a pleasure to participate in their events as a visiting :panda_face: star :panda_face:

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