Pet peeves: The return (Part 1)

owned night elves

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I summon the tried-and-true night elf copy pasta

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She’s not a part of the narrative design for WoW (or any game for that matter), but she is on a ‘writer team’ for Blizz, they just farm her out to different games as she’s needed. Sometimes it’s WoW, sometimes it’s HS, sometimes it’s OW. It’s never Starcraft, because that isn’t getting any writing. She’ll probably touch Diablo at some point.

Speaking of farming out perfect segue apparently W3 deforged (boom, roasted) had a balance update. Still missing key features though.

And it’s bad.

This is my new favourite sentence Elenthas

Danuser doesn’t like that people aren’t onboard for his fantasy gf’s genocide. It was so cool guys!

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Several people are typing

C’mon I’m still waiting for the copypasta, i’d do it myself but I don’t have it :frowning:

The best I can do is the entire Dagoth Ur monologue

Okay wow, you’re really sinking so low as to insult a genocided people who have suffered nothing but punch after punch by Blizzard since they were introduced in WC3? All Blizzard ever does it spit on night elf players, killing our immortality, world trees, lore and people all for the benefit of privileged Human Male Paladins like you. I’m so sick of you HMP’s mocking the night elves every time something bad happens to us and quite frankly it’s unacceptable. And yes, us not getting a brewfest stall is a punch to the face. Apparently there are so few of us left that we have to outsource our products to a ‘crack squad’ of void elves, the antithesis of all that is night elf second only to HMP’s. This is why subscribers are tanking and people are flocking to Classic, because of how Blizzard treats the night elves like garbage, especially post cata. It’s not funny, so take your human male paladin privilege and human potential elsewhere. Going through the indignity of following an 18 year old human boy is bad enough as it is without scrubs like you rubbing it in.

Nvm, found it.

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I’m sure there’s a Forsaken version floating around too.

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something dark lady, something light bad, something nathanos cool, something

Man remember when that dude had a meltdown because of an undead nelf npc that shared a surname with some vanilla npc?

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Wasn’t just one dude, but several night elf posters.

And then it turned out to be a make a wish homage to a child with cancer whose wish was to add a cute cat pet into the game.

I also posted the entire Communist manifesto once in a thread about alt right dogwhistles and didn’t get banned for it

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At the risk of invoking Comic-Book-Film ranting, this is one of the things I really enjoyed about the Captain Marvel film, honestly.

I’m not going to go into depth, mostly because I watched it, enjoyed it, don’t know enough about comics to throw any fits either way. But having the main villain/man-being-awful-again do the whole “Come on, prove to me you can master your emotions and fighting, otherwise it’s all blahblahblah” and just get blasted into a freaking rock because “No. I don’t owe you a damn thing” was… hmmmmn. So damn cathartic. There’s so many characters that have needed a super powered slap over the years, and so many have been shielded by plot armour. For it to finally happen? Heck yes.

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Next time go OG and quote from Das Kapital.

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Did you know that InnerSloth (the owner of Among Us) says that you can’t actually be kicked from a game by the owner? Section 34 of their TOS states that any individual who purchases a copy of the game has a right to play the game, and cannot be prevented from playing games by any individual. If you’ve kicked from a game recently, or want to learn more, google “Among Us rule 34”

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As someone who knows what you’re trying and has seen the alluded content on their twitter feed… Do not google Among Us R34, spare your eyes and sanity.

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Also not a peeve, but just this video.