owned night elves
I summon the tried-and-true night elf copy pasta
Sheâs not a part of the narrative design for WoW (or any game for that matter), but she is on a âwriter teamâ for Blizz, they just farm her out to different games as sheâs needed. Sometimes itâs WoW, sometimes itâs HS, sometimes itâs OW. Itâs never Starcraft, because that isnât getting any writing. Sheâll probably touch Diablo at some point.
Speaking of farming out perfect segue apparently W3 deforged (boom, roasted) had a balance update. Still missing key features though.
And itâs bad.
This is my new favourite sentence Elenthas
Danuser doesnât like that people arenât onboard for his fantasy gfâs genocide. It was so cool guys!
Several people are typing
Câmon Iâm still waiting for the copypasta, iâd do it myself but I donât have it
The best I can do is the entire Dagoth Ur monologue
Okay wow, youâre really sinking so low as to insult a genocided people who have suffered nothing but punch after punch by Blizzard since they were introduced in WC3? All Blizzard ever does it spit on night elf players, killing our immortality, world trees, lore and people all for the benefit of privileged Human Male Paladins like you. Iâm so sick of you HMPâs mocking the night elves every time something bad happens to us and quite frankly itâs unacceptable. And yes, us not getting a brewfest stall is a punch to the face. Apparently there are so few of us left that we have to outsource our products to a âcrack squadâ of void elves, the antithesis of all that is night elf second only to HMPâs. This is why subscribers are tanking and people are flocking to Classic, because of how Blizzard treats the night elves like garbage, especially post cata. Itâs not funny, so take your human male paladin privilege and human potential elsewhere. Going through the indignity of following an 18 year old human boy is bad enough as it is without scrubs like you rubbing it in.
Nvm, found it.
Iâm sure thereâs a Forsaken version floating around too.
something dark lady, something light bad, something nathanos cool, something
Man remember when that dude had a meltdown because of an undead nelf npc that shared a surname with some vanilla npc?
Wasnât just one dude, but several night elf posters.
And then it turned out to be a make a wish homage to a child with cancer whose wish was to add a cute cat pet into the game.
I also posted the entire Communist manifesto once in a thread about alt right dogwhistles and didnât get banned for it
At the risk of invoking Comic-Book-Film ranting, this is one of the things I really enjoyed about the Captain Marvel film, honestly.
Iâm not going to go into depth, mostly because I watched it, enjoyed it, donât know enough about comics to throw any fits either way. But having the main villain/man-being-awful-again do the whole âCome on, prove to me you can master your emotions and fighting, otherwise itâs all blahblahblahâ and just get blasted into a freaking rock because âNo. I donât owe you a damn thingâ was⌠hmmmmn. So damn cathartic. Thereâs so many characters that have needed a super powered slap over the years, and so many have been shielded by plot armour. For it to finally happen? Heck yes.

I also posted the entire Communist manifesto once in a thread about alt right dogwhistles and didnât get banned for it
Next time go OG and quote from Das Kapital.
Did you know that InnerSloth (the owner of Among Us) says that you canât actually be kicked from a game by the owner? Section 34 of their TOS states that any individual who purchases a copy of the game has a right to play the game, and cannot be prevented from playing games by any individual. If youâve kicked from a game recently, or want to learn more, google âAmong Us rule 34â
As someone who knows what youâre trying and has seen the alluded content on their twitter feed⌠Do not google Among Us R34, spare your eyes and sanity.