Pet peeves: The return (Part 12)

There is I think only one male Night Elf face that is usable for me, which is very frustrating.

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A face only a helmet could love.

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“Coward!”
Muzzlecrank winced at Klatt’s words. “Coward” was the biggest insult any orc could deliver.
“Filthy greenskin! I’ve half a mind to—”

Whatever the human had half a mind to do was lost as Klatt charged him. The human was unable to unsheathe his longsword in time, and the two of them rolled across the dock, Klatt pummeling the human.

Wondering how, precisely, he was supposed to break this up, he was relieved of immediate action by the human’s escort. Three guards wearing the plate armor that signified they were part of Lady Proudmoore’s forces leapt out of the Passion’s Reward and pried Klatt off the captain.

However, Klatt would not be dissuaded by a mere three humans. He punched one in the stomach, grabbed the second, and threw him into the third.

A Theramorian human called an orc a greenskin in Ratchet, and he started immediately beating the human and his two guards into a pulp over it.

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Then there’s the elves we meet.

‘Heyo gov’nor!’ Said the blood elf.
The night elf responded with an enthusiastic bounce and what can only be described as a seal clap.
Any trace of majesty or formal grace gone in an instant.

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save me, cockney rhyming elves, save me.

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Sera was never intensifies

cursed with bad bangs.

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yeah idk guys i think i need the switch 2

as much as i tried to convince myself i didn’t, i am unfortunately a slave to the whims of capitalism

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I am too.
Mario Karts must be played by me. It’s just who I am.

Definitely that, also Donkey Kong looks pretty cool.

But even more than that, the idea of playing BotW in high definition at 60fps is irresistible to me. I might also try replaying TotK, which I didn’t love, to see if it finally clicks.

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It won’t. Sorry.

Probably not, no. I hated the building mechanics and weapon fusing, which is basically the main point.

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I got the Switch because it’s compact and handy for downtime at work, wont be getting the next gen. The price of it and the games are insane, i’m not paying £80 for mario and i ain’t paying full price for 15 year old games on their market. Mario Kart being £80 is a genuine crime lmao; and there i thought Rockstar were being cheeky for floating the idea of GTA being £100.

Steam Deck and emulators i think. :pirate_flag:

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He turns to the sea faring trade of his ancestors

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it’s up to me to keep the corpos afloat

i will defend them to the bitter end

wake up, samurai

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anshe frowns on this behaviour

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the true story of cyberpunk 2077 is that the corpos always win and so being one is the optimal outcome

what your brain sees

what you get

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Cool argument however i have given into my cyberpsychosis and i start to hear the rebel path when i see corpo sympathy

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