Pet peeves: The return (Part 14)

Google’s search assistant defaulting to your main language and even translating links (badly) remains funny.

It translated Rogue Trader into Unserious Merchant and that’s some backstroke of the west type shenanigans.

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Reddit threads that get auto translated when you put in English search terms will never not be funny.
Apparently everyone on that website is very polite actually. Turns out picking the formal instead of informal “you” is somehow still an issue for translation tools, occasionally.

They won’t remove my memories

does that save thane or does he just kinda fall over randomly

“How humanity has managed to survive this long-…”

“-is a joke the universe shares with no one, I am afraid.”

I forgot how good the writing of Dawn of War is (the remaster is very good)

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Living next to a heel walker is giving me tick damage today.

It is ancient knowledge that a vast majority of sci-fi and fantasy sounds very corny if translated to Swedish.

Especially so if its also a poor translation.

War of the stars: the space empire hits back.

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We have a solution for that; lobotomy

I just have my UI language set to English everywhere.

But then there’s the problem where wherever I am, Google identifies my location by IP and displays results in the local language.

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If I remember right. It basically replaces Kai with a generic cerberus assassin enemy, he has all his voicelines and emails removed and it alters the cutscenes to cut his presence to the bare minimum required. Thane still dies I think.

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Disabling all these location tracking things in my phone was but a vain gesture.

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Nothing beats Frodo’s home in Buckland being called something equivalent to “Sex Den” or “Sex Lair” in the Dutch translation, along with Eowyn calling the Witch King a word that can often also be used for “slur for female dogs” .

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Peeve: websites that still use HTTP instead of HTTPS. Usually very old ones that haven’t been updated since forever.

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At most my phone browser warns me that I shouldn’t download things from the sites for being “unsafe” but where else do I get the promotional wallpaper for a game from 2005?

Using my art skill to produce cursed content. Things are as they should be

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We still have the masterpieces “Palpatine and the Furry Bears” aswell as “Gollum gets pimpslapped into Mount Doom” :stuck_out_tongue:

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Someone in a discord requested a version of the “big naturals” meme

Love me some cursed meme content

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TIL the guy who wrote the pina colada song was born in my hometown

Small world

Corporate spying and data mining has got to the point where it feels like having a stalker going through your garbage. Someone should actually look into that, do a research study, does google know more about you than a hypothetical actual stalker would.

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