Pet peeves: The return (Part 3)

[Kiallen-argent-dawn]

Blind cave Elves when?

[Stonetower-argent-dawn]

every variant of elf has their ear size increased by 50%

[Elenthas-argent-dawn (Elenthas)]

@Kiallen-argent-dawn

Blind cave Elves when?

Those already exist, they’re called demon hunters.

• Blind
• Rampage at the nearest thing that gets their attention
• Live in caves, do not bathe.
• Believes in conspiracy theories

[Stonetower-argent-dawn]

look at this galoomba who believes in the moon

[Elenthas-argent-dawn (Elenthas)]

@Stonetower-argent-dawn

look at this galoomba who believes in the moon

https://wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/The_Emerald_Dream

Illidan voice: "How do we know that the Emerald Dream is actually what we were told? We’re meant to believe that the Titans created an enormous nature plane on Azeroth and only Azeroth? That they never did anything like that on any of their other planets? Where’s the Emerald Dream on Argus? On Draenor? Ridiculous.

It’s a spacio-temporal shifted reality copy created by my brother as a way to have people follow and worship him. Anyone with an ounce of magical knowledge could see that. I bet he’s not even a druid you know, I bet he’s just using the arcane and pretending. There’s no way he’s a better druid than I was. No way."

[Akamito-argent-dawn (Akamito)]

i was sleeping on male viera this whole time when i should have been sleeping with them

[Stonetower-argent-dawn]

lewd.

[Sunori-argent-dawn]

@Stonetower-argent-dawn

look at this galoomba who believes in the moon

excuse you i almost fought a blonde catastrophe himbo on the moon checkmate moontheists…

[Croecell-argent-dawn (Croecell)]

@Stonetower-argent-dawn

says the elf poster

What does this make me now?

@Akamito-argent-dawn

i was sleeping on male viera this whole time when i should have been sleeping with them

Back to horny jail for you

[Distantpeak-argent-dawn (Distantpeak)]

I don’t like them much still.
Their hair options don’t do it for me.

[Levey-argent-dawn (Levey)]

@Hethes-argent-dawn

For a second I though you were Levey wearing new drip there.

Dad, I have questions…

@Stonetower-argent-dawn

[slams fist on table]

sea elves

Mer’dorei.

Blue, scaled, webbed.

@Elenthas-argent-dawn

definitely a fetish thing

Noo, ya think? All the elfness but buff with tats.

[Telaryn-argent-dawn (Telaryn)]

@Akamito-argent-dawn

i was sleeping on male viera this whole time when i should have been sleeping with them

male, female, both are acceptable

[Levey-argent-dawn (Levey)]

Happy pride month, by the way.

[Telaryn-argent-dawn (Telaryn)]

thank you. If one is to understand the great mystery one must study all aspects of the Force.

palpatine is a bisexual. I will not elaborate.

[Stonetower-argent-dawn]

There is no heterosexual explanation for that much camera mugging

[Sunori-argent-dawn]

he loved opera
he spent all his free time with a handsome moldable himbo
impeccable taste in gold lightsabers
bad boy phase since he left the womb
unlimited screen presence

wheres your explanation for this heterosexuals im waiting

[Kiallen-argent-dawn]

Apparently life is so difficult according to my Bowsie doggo as she lies at the top of the stairs, whining quietly to herself in various different tones. Not even a belly rub had any effect on her woe. (She is not in any distress, just a big drama queen who likes to complain.)

[Telaryn-argent-dawn (Telaryn)]

Obi-Wan flirted with men and women through out Clone Wars, had a handsome himbo for an apprentice and fell in love with a Duchess.

Obi Wan being sassy for 9:50

obi-wan did not roll with the heteros

[Distantpeak-argent-dawn (Distantpeak)]

People who say “himbo” should be kicked in the head.

[Telaryn-argent-dawn (Telaryn)]

im sorry is there a better description for Anakin?