I swore off fizzy drinks a few years ago and I don’t regret it even a little.
I’ll only drink them when we’re out at a restaurant which is basically never because we are the thralls of our children and they allow for zero free time.
Any Irn Bru enjoyers in the chat?
Pretty sure in my half lucid state last night, I had to fight The Cat for space on the bed.
I’m pretty sure he’d taken half to himself.
A brittle skeletal mage, its a ranged minion afterall.
A wight or spiked ghoul would fit better.
No Levey you can’t be serious-
infestation does have its strengths, you know~
you cant be a wizard unless your a virgin stupid head
…so yeah a wizard for sure
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What about the natually talented sorcerers and bards?
Sorcerors are always cool, as ‘I do magic because my blood has dragons in it’ will never not be based
I do not understand bards, like what’s their deal how did they become so ubiquitous
Our D&D party consists of me, and absolutely based wizard who worked hard in the academy learning his craft, a wild mage sorcerer who has no idea why he can do what he can do and consistently makes a mess, and a warlock who is probably evil I guess.
Soul magic or dragon blood channelled in another fashion. Still weird since their spell selection has both divine and arcane in it.
Just make a cleric of Sune and multiclass, elevating art appreciation to ceremony.
Probably with all that dull new lore about pacts. Sometimes you’re just good at throwing hellfire because your great gandpappy was a cornugon, which makes you a sorcerer but edgy.
I don’t know his backstory. All I know is that it involves a crab.
The two times I’ve played a bard were as a half-orc drummer who shouted at people until they got better and a kobold who had no idea what he was doing but by Tiamat he was going to do his best at it (usually by screaming)
lots of shouting, now that I reflect on it
Seems perfectly bardy to me.
What’s a dwarven bard’s music like? Hard rock and heavy metal, of course.
The power fantasy of being able to talk to girls.
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pffft, that’s easy
all you have to do is find the strongest lady you can and then say ‘mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry.’ until she takes pity on you
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my power fantasy is being able to play a character with a full head of hair
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But it’s UGLY!
Am I a Wizard?
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Thought I’d see if the rats like swimming.
The short answer is no.
The long answer is, if Todd so much as gets water above his standing feet he starts pooping like a cannon.
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