This is like spray painting a massive dong over the Sistine Chapel ceiling mural.
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The pathology required to make everything white, smooth and silvery is upsetting to me. Do they love their hospital rooms and operating theatres so much? Surely they’re aliens maladjusted to life on this planet.
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“and it had to be grubby hand-proof” she said
and then installed exclusively beige and white flooring in the entire house
… good luck with that one.
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These three words cause me physical pain…
Also, anyone who goes on about “just loving neutral tones” better be prepared to stuff their home full of colourful accents (plants, paintings, whatever)
Otherwise you’re just Default McBoring and terminally afraid of colour theory.
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The beigening tends to happen as people get older.
Grey, olive and beige are the grandma go tos.
Also the reason I hate Maldraxxus.
If I remember correctly Maldraxxus’ issue is more desaturation making it look way too even. Too many midtones (I mean yeah, beige is a midtone. But I do remember Maldraxxus having reds that are supposed to level out the only saturated colour: green. Just not strong enough)
You need to be stopped.
look at this spaghed20 dice
I vote to send Sindrí to the beige prison room
Call me crazy but spaghetti with Nutella might actually not be all that bad, cursed as it may look… Assuming there’s no sauce.
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There’s a case to be made for minimalist homes; I’ve seen a lot of disabled folks on social media speak up about how, for them, there’s a lot of things that are big plus points that everyone else seems to rail against. Which is fair, there’s numerous things I would never think of that are a big concern for others.
That being said, it genuinely does feel, aesthetically, that a lot of life and colour has just been sapped out of modern everything.
As for that absolute tumour grafted onto that museum, what the actual frick.
I got one for you;
(PS. i am sorry to anybody else)
[citation needed]
Boris Johnson gleefully following the Trump handbook and refusing to leave.
Somehow it was always destined to end this way.
I prefer pretty minimalist living too but there’s no need to turn your place into beige-hell for it.
The current fad for architects and interior designers just happens to be white+white+beige (black optional), a lot of glass and everything is a sharp edged box. If you want to be extra spicy you pick a different shape than the box.
And then you pat yourself on the back for being super creative and modern. (Just ignore that cubism has been a thing since 1906 and minimalism since 1960, you’re 
so modern uwu )
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Stay hydrated
Everyone who studied the English Civil War for their A-Levels rn be like “Hey, Ive seen this one!”
(Okay its nothing like the Civil War but it is only a matter of time before somone drops a “In the name of God, go!” on Boris)