Pet peeves: The return (Part 3)

There are a few mods that make them look passable. Might look into it .

I hear you. I understand where youre coming from. However, a counter argument:

qunari women :handshake: qunari men

wanting them to fold me up like an airplane and throw me in the trash

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Might I also offer dwarf woman tarot card?

God, I wish I could re-create that hairstyle and colour ingame.

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It has excellent ‘if I hear the word marriage one more time I’m going to take the stone tablet depicting your clan and beat you with it’ energy

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I’m normally team Lavellan, but I have been considering to replay DAI as a smug Carta dwarf alchemist/inventor and have her be full of sass.

I’ve also considered going for a Blackwall romance. I think it could fit nicely with a Carta character.

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On the note of Horny Jail, my UWU static decided to send me there because I said and I quote “I just want to see Titan’s fat [REDACTED]”. Mans just wanna progress not bonk the big guy :triumph:

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Hears a sneeze

“Its 20 to 2 in the morning, no I am not feeding you”

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Reminded of that vine with “oh I sneezed I’m not allowed to sneeze?!”

No he’s not.

If he’s sneezing, it means he’s awake and if he’s awake, it means he’s hungry.

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Same, buddy, same

I mean, ofc you take HIS side!

The cat would like to have a little snack

Hearing about Leo makes so blessed I can fill Gamma’s bowl and she’ll eat what she wants/needs to and only tell me when it’s empty every few days

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Due to Fat Cat having bowel problems, I actually cannot give him loads of dry food like that.

So wet food diet it is!

And the continuous whining to be fed.

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You just have to love a buff tiefling. Also, they have cannons while outsiders linger in barbarism.

Look at the time! Back to bed, now.

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It’s funny because my boy Comet does the exact same. Just been fed? What about second breakfast? If he is not outside then he’s asking for food.

i am late to the table on this but i would like to simply say

dwarf women. :triumph: :fist:

thats all. send tweet

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Hey this is basically Akamito’s marriage.

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