Yeah no I don’t think such a thing exists.
I shall find your address from Loras and send you a Frozen recorder
just send me a bomb and be done with it tbh.
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A giant round cartoon bomb filled with ice cubes.
why isn’t elsa fixing climate change
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Fame went to her head.
She lost her money though and now she works as entertainment on a cruise.
You really can feel every extra degree of increase when it’s this hot, good lord.
I think this is on the owner for having nothing but black and tuxedo cats;
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The Watsonian answer is that Frozen takes place in the equivalent of the 1840s and probably not even on Earth, since the maps seen in the movies don’t match any real-life landmass.
The Doylist answer is that Elsa is a commodity, to be sold and resold ad nauseam in different packages by Disney’s army of cynical corporate marketers who, like SCP-3450, drain the creativity out of everything, even genuinely good stories. Especially genuinely good stories.
honestly i wish elsa had actually killed anna in the first movie and she spiralled into madness and became a supervillain
just give me an alternate cut so i’m not watching the same sequences over and over like i’m trapped in a time loop
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American McGee’s Elsa when?
And traumatise your daughter?
Interesting.
frozen 2 follows elsa’s arrival in the enchanted forest where she subsequently tries to subdue and control the four elements to her will, and keeps the dam intact to maintain the dominance of arendelle
it ends with her marching an army south with the elements in tow
Better suggestion: Frozen 2 as we know it doesn’t happen and instead the villain!Elsa story leads to something completely different.
Hello forums;
This is Kaitylinn’s player’s ghost
As you can predict, leaving the house in anything more than 0 layers of clothing caused me to immediately spontaneously combust, and pass on into the next life
The last of the Victorians perished today; but with my final words I ask only one thing of those who still care for beloved Britannia after my demise
Stuffing a Model 1872 Mk.II Adams .450 Revolver with but one shot loaded into your hand, I ask you only to find climate change; and give it my regards…
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Rees-Mogg is finally gone? Justice at last.
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The refrain to “do you want to build a snowman” plays ominously in the background
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this is your mistake
you should’ve left in -1 layers of clothing
remove skin, become slow-cooked barbeque
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Republicans just can’t help but win
meanwhile the guards outside buckingham palace struggle on in 39 degree weather. how hot does it need to be before the guards turn on their monarch to free themselves