if you think this weather is horrible, just remember that policemen have to be in full uniform in this weather
suddenly it becomes much more bearable 
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What would you call it? Just revert the name to the old commonwealth?
I have stolen one of the catās cooling mats (heās on the other one)
Please end this weather.
All weather ends. Life as we know it ends with it.
Peace at last
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I should also do some FF dailies since Iāve missed 2 days worth.
actually most public sector (including policemen and law enforcement) have had dress codes relaxed in response to the extreme weather brought about by rude cows farting excessively.
Ideally Iād tear the whole thing down but an acceptable mid point would be the Republic of England
It has taken 40 minutes for the cooling pad I was sitting on to stop cooling.
this does not spark joy.
also, they were crippled with fear to a gunman while wearing full kevlar vests and anything, you think theyād dare go outside of their station wearing anything less?
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Yep, sounds about right.
Also datās cute;
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30C outside here and that is just warming up for tomorrow. And we have it cool here up north. I wouldnāt want to be in the southern parts of the country in the coming days.
Listen now as much as I could listen to him read me bedtime stories all day (I may not agree with all the manās politics but goodness he has a voice like butter), he did once wear a top hat with a turned-down collar, which Iām sure was bad form in the 19th century.
I go from āpossible vampireā to āconfirmed skeletonā in an instant
Right just for that I emerge from the grave on fire duelling pistol in hand you could have let me rest in peace you could have let me be but instead -
Iāve played paintball with you; Iāll take those odds
I used to work as a mail carrier in these conditions (and the opposites; icy rain, slippery roads and storms of all types etc.). I donāt miss those days.
Sir got out from under the bed to whine at me.
All is right with the world.
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In that weird headspace (thank you, awful work week) where I want to game but I donāt know what game.
I feel like I want something craft-y. Likeā¦ Minecraft isnāt enough right now (the mobs annoy me, but I also need them for materials, argh), I need like the level of FO4s settlement management, but Iād have to mod the heck out of FO4 before starting againā¦ Something chilled out, but creative, but - bluh!
Does a game like that even exist? 
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Stardew Valley is about as chill as you can get without falling asleep, if that helps!
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Stardew is also incredibly cute, wholesome, really really addictive and very fun.
For other games similar Iād recommend My time at Portia and slime rancher.
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Haha temperature funni
āIs 33. Feels like 39ā
And this is why I feel sick after a walk outside.
Okay Iāve officially run out of āVictorian man trapped in the blast furnaceā jokes itās nearly half ten at night and I am still boiling, sweated out about half a stone in weight just sitting in my front room at this point itās time to declare the sun itself an act of terror honestly
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