Pet peeves: The return (Part 3)

Can’t you politely convince her to change her alligences anyway?

The morally good option here is to join Dorian in telling his dad to go drown himself then leave.

Even though the game likes to present the “Listen to him Dorian” as an alternative.

merrill and morrigan are both blood mages and they’re good girls.

i always tell dorian that his dad’s a wasteman then we go home.

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sir are you implying something other than hobos comes from kirkwall

i suddenly feel awkward for my last origins playthrough unlocking blood mage

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in what way is morrigan a good girl. i know she is supposed to reappear at some point in inquisition so maybe she’s alright now with her demon baby but idk

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Still deeply in love with my dwarf Warden. It was good to hear.

she’s a good girl in origins too

She is the Tsundere of the series.

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no one who is able to turn into a giant spider at will can be good.

i’m sorry but this is where i must draw the line

whatever virgin

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She puts on an ice queen persona but she is a devoted monogamous softie trying to save the world

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I bet you don’t even like Shelob either.

He’s not getting to go on Lady Elise’s pleasure barge

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“Only the spider is safe in her web” :nail_care:

i’ve said it before but media needs to stop making snakes and spiders into sexy ladies it’s making me feel really uncomfortable

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in this case, they made the sexy lady into a spider. completely different.

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Amused to hear that Grim Batol is once again causing people trouble. It feels like 2010 again.

I wish the Cata dungeon was Stonecore though.

BREAK YOURSELVES UPON MY BODY!

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i didnt think such a statement was possible
then wenduag happened

akamito we need to talk about these waifu prejudices

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Atleast it’s not Blackrock Caverns.

Last I checked, it was still broken(So you literally can’t defeat the furnace boss, because a single fire oneshots the party due to the number squish).

Warden song made me remember how hilarious Oblivion’s German version is for some reason. Everyone, this is the name of an item in it and if you want to plz give a guess at what it’s supposed to be:

  • Schw. Tr. d. Le.en.-W.

Keep her hydrated so she can go change her chosen druid spec uwu (also don’t judge her, she’s just very Goth GF)

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