Pet peeves: The return (Part 4)

Also featuring: John, son of John and Harry with the funny hair/thumb/random body part.

Rob Uranus.

Still didn’t catch up in time for patch day. I just need to stop eating and sleeping.

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same. feel burnt out on every mmo with the last few weeks save for gw2. done no prep for todays patch at all

It’s not just grind but dozens of hours of story I need to be in the right headspace to digest. Maybe not so hard given WoW’s general bar for writing but still


For that matter, I damn well hope they don’t cut content as patches drop so I miss out on chapters and events.

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WoW suffers from not being as straightforward to catch up on as stuff like FFXIV. If you want all the story in DF, it’s gated behind rep grinds, which is a nuisance.

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In Warhammer 40k, the vehicles “Land Raider” and “Land Speeder” are not named after how they operate (the Land Raider is a massive troop transport with devestating firepower, the Land Speeder is a hovercraft that can move quickly across terrain). They are named after a guy called Arkhan Land.

By this logic, Space Marines are named that way because their creator’s last name is Space.

So the Emperor’s canonical name in 40k is Mr Space.

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I’ve never seen any evidence to contradict this, so this must be the case.

yeah but if I was going undercover as a carpenter I probably wouldn’t name myself John Carpenter

that’s what I’d call myself if I were making hit movies

I would NEVER Suletta Forgetta.

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I hate Warhammer I hate Warhammer I hate Warhammer I hate Warhammer I hate Warhammer I hate Warhammer I hate Warhammer I hate Warhammer I hate Warhammer I hate Warhammer I hate Warhammer I hate Warhammer

What if it’s the spanish version so the Emperor is actually called “Señor Space”?

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[cruises past you in my Marienberg landship and my many elven babes (they smoke weed)]

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this is a warning

i will send the bĂłbr

It’s okay to be wrong sometimes.

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arguably why ive not burnt myself out on gw2. in wow, i still need to max my renowns which is feeling like a slog to get the full story. on the other side, im just blasting through incremental story thats just there and easier for me to digest.

also having a more definitive goal of making cool dragon themed weapons

from the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me. i craved the strenght and certainty of steel. one day the crude biomass that you call a temple will fail you. and you will beg my kind to save you. but i am already saved. for the machine is immortal. even in death, i serve the omnissiah.

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When Telaryn isn’t hyperfixating on obscure passages from largely outdated World of Warcraft lore books, he can make some sensible points.

Hating W*rhammer is one such sensible point. :hammer: :no_good_woman:

before i prepare my rebuttle, fantasy warhammer or space warhammer

I liked it when Medivh said “I hate Warhammer” to Khadgar in The Last Guardian. “Too many unironic fascists identify with that franchise”.

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Prepare your rebuttal for both because they’re equally lame + stinky.

The stinky part is literal, I’ve met wargamers.

what if I just want to date the cute psyker lady huh
what then

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what’s the lore behind the cute psyker lady