Pet peeves: The return (Part 4)

Ah yes. The British.

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Why is Almalexia white in ESO, Todd??? WHy IS SHE WHITE???

The other B-word!

Excuse you.

“It just works.” todd says calmly and serenly with a smile barely concealing rows of needle-like teeth, his claws clasping your shoulder. “It all just works.”

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Did the Human and Orc heritage quests (the orc one feels a lot better, but both were nice nods to the past and then progressing characters), but hoo boy did doing the Orc one on a death knight lead to this unintentionally hilarious moment at the end

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Awful, awful word.

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If democratic, yes. You’re pretty railroaded to flee and then later liberate the country with the help of the hopefully stronger allies.

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I did that quest with a shaman
So kiddo told me that both his parents are shamans but he wasn’t sure about following in their footsteps and maybe he’ll instead do something like I do… which… is still a shaman.

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Same here. Earth Warder Thrall and Farseer Aggra bodied by the truly inspiring shaman, CHARNAME.

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Treshka the Manslayer, symbol of … something.

as a monk i will train his son how to supplex the physically impossible to supplex. starting with trains.

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That’s it, I’m calling for an intervention for you. You change name and race so often that you probably get a separate mention in the quarterly earnings report.

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please do i need help. my impulse control hasnt been the same since todd howard posessed me

Why do I read this as “mean IC, cannot take criticism OOC :angry:”?

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If you really look into it, a lot of quest text assumes Player is a Warrior, canonically.

Meanwhile I’m out here raising my axe like ‘well if you insist aggra’

Any good necromancer knows to mould a zombie warrior to-be into a perfect, ideal shape and conditioning before putting them down for reanimation, locking in all that physical prowess for eternity. It won’t do to raise the young or feeble.

Basically what Arthas plotted in wrath.

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