Pet peeves: The return (Part 4)

What if shes actually a lizard in a trenchcoat HUH?!

The hist do not approve of trench coats.
It’s cardigan season.

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Would I be removed from dunmer society if I smooch a lizard, asking for a friend

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Possibly yes but there are several cases of Dunmer x Argonian couples even as far as Tel Mora

i will accept the hist’s judgement. lizard in a cardigan it is

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Can you people not encourage me to play ESO, thanks.

They really were more open in the second era huh :pensive:

No, join us.

Also Reioko I need your tag to add you again or add mine @Aldru bc I keep forgetting (even if I am forced to break now, curse you teno!!!)

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Play SWTOR instead. Be the Sith you deserve to be.

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instead of playing eso you should catch up on gundam: witch from mercury, since season 2 starts THIS SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!

you should not do this

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But I don’t watch that.
It’s not my thing.

And unfortunately I play jedi, Loras hun.
I like sageing

how do you know if you haven’t watched it
checkmate atheist

I also don’t play chess.

I’ve also been advised by my husband who I’m not married to, to not watch it.

Now how do I make him play ESO again? He’s reading a nerd book.

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I hate Margit, from an encounter design perspective.
Did you know, this pretentious sack of manure has a combo he will ONLY use if you’re using a greatshield, it seems? I didn’t, but I sure do now!

He just has so many combos, so many counters to every damn thing you do, infinite stamina, delayed attacks, super fast attacks, ranged attacks. And this is the first story/mandatory boss?!

I hate him. I hate him, and I’m very annoyed with the Elden Ring design mindset of ā€œOk, veteran sould players, lets see you be so smart about THIS!ā€ which happens to throw non-experts under the bus entirely. ā€˜Git gud’ does NOT work when your bosses keep pulling brand new combos out of their backsides a dozen+ run through later!!

Sent the request!

Oh yeah they really were lol. I like to make note of the various inter-species and LGBT couples I come across because it makes one hell of a contrast to other titles. Second era was truly winning.

Return to lizerd.

true but also lizerd.

eso has lesbians too elenthas…

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Nah Margit is great as a first boss story boss I think. While he has a good variety of moves they’re generally pretty decently telegraphed, incentivising you to learn them to avoid them. It’s a harsh tutorial, but it’s still a tutorial.

I know Cleric Beast is technically the first one in bloodborne but Gascoigne is who I treat as the first emotionally, and he’s similar in tutorial feeling.

but does it have chuchu

lets be real nothing in existance has anything close to chuchu’s level of based

Excellent, I will accept when I get on tomorrow, wrist need rest for now

At least the Dunmer were still gay and living it up, unlike the rest

Soooon.
I’m terrible at it.

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Same, but that hasn’t stopped me yet!

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Call me when you’re on next, we’ll see what happens.