Pet peeves: The return (Part 4)

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Well, Iā€™m not particularly worried as Iā€™m employed and if/when I leave itā€™ll be to move countries again. :')

Still, Iā€™ll see what I can get back after checking my tax returns since I think paying for church tax also gets you some money back.

now to actually learn how to file taxes in germany

Efficiently.

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you greatly overestimate how efficient germany is

most things still require you to be either in-person or post a letter lol

Decided to see what co-op range Elden Ring would throw me into. Ended up in Sellia Crystal Tunnel in Caelid. Not too bad.

Instantly invaded by a Bloody Finger. I donā€™t know why anyone bothers with Co-Op anymore, given how utterly Broken all PVP builds seem to be. Had a Faram Azula weapon and I think double slash? Hard to dodge, carves off 50% HP with ease, too much stamina damage for grestshield. Utterly pointless. Itā€™s not fun, or ā€˜challengingā€™, itā€™s sweaty tryhards finding whatā€™s broken and ruining the game for everyone else. Tey and make a themed PVP build (Bloodhound) and its useless. No flavour, just sweat and tired memes about ā€˜git gud lolā€™.

Oh well, back to bullying the Academy and grinding levels.

Itā€™s a life long dream of mine to one day take a road trip to the historical site of the worldā€™s first gender neutral bathroom:

Thatcherā€™s grave

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In hindsight I really should have expected my sister to die when the game kept finding excuses to not make her a party member.

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The little turdhead finally did it, the stinkiest leavings in his litter tray he can manage.

Iā€™ve already cleaned it up but the smell persists.

Whose bright idea was it to give him 2 pure fish satchets?

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Come on, give her credit where credit is due. She unseated more fascists than her detractors ever will.

Yeah youā€™ll probably want magical powers for that oneā€¦

This is the natural evolution of forcing all invaders into scenarios where they will always face 2-4 enemy players. PvP (invasion and duels alike) has never managed to reach the peak it had in DS2.

Yours :smirk:

yeahā€¦ for real

the question was rhetorical, i know exactly which dingbat did it.

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me, slipping into the night chuckling maniacly after posting pure fish sachets through your letterbox

Its not the sachets themselves, its when he eats them and they come out the other end that stink.

Heā€™s been laying on my bed looking mighty pleased with himself.

I think his only regret is I wasnā€™t sailing my ship in SoT at the time of the crime, because when he did it yesterday, it was so distracting I crashed my ship and gave it a few big holes.

Pet Peeve:

People RPing Stormwind like some 19th century Birmingham dump. It is meant to be the capital of the Alliance; glorious and clean. Iā€™m sure there are seedy alleyways and rough neighbourhoods, but overall the place ought to look like Singapore. No, it doesnā€™t have heaps of trash or drapes of smog.

Mild peeve: The difficulty spike for the last two bosses Vault is a bit silly? Iā€™m mostly coasting along until Dathea but thatā€™s just because the fight is annoying. And then egg lady and small arm bird suddenly want you to heal stuff way more.
I mean, thanks for letting me wake up but itā€™s a bit of a strange curve?

Thatā€™s generally how it goes in raids, but also they are the two last bosses in general, whereas itā€™s not linear beforehand (you can choose who to fight, so the spikes have to be lesser).

But most raids are designed kind of in a pattern where you get one pug killer in the middle of the raid, and then the last two are much harder. something something world firsts something something devastating consequences (but in this case i donā€™t mind)

ā€œIā€™m having a good time in this swamp-- where TF is Styx? Heā€™s not shown up to ruin my day yetā€

kills Foulrot, leaves the village only to see the skull symbol vampire himself

Iā€¦ may have been asking for it. At least this time he didnā€™t rear his ugly head while i was killing Foulrot.

EDIT: Also in 2 days I have caught up with my OG file, guess its time to delete the OG one and play this one.

EDIT2: (4 hours later) I have 3 bosses left in the game. I do need to grind schematics though.