(we’re quoting Dishonoured NPC guard dialogue)
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(I don’t know what that is :(((( )
It’s a game
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wlw sex on screen but then ending up with some random dude at the end is the only option they want
when there’s one thing I really can’t stand about the red dead redemption fandom it’s the somewhat regular thread about how Sadie is a Mary Sue
makes me want to reach through the screen and shake the Micah poster on the other side every time
Dishonored is an excellent first person stealth game. Very steam punk. Great gameplay, story, characters, lore, … buy now, it’s usually pretty cheap since it’s from 2012. Also buy the DLCs.
(It has a canon ace character so it gets an extra gold star)
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Found a MIDI for Call of Magic/Nerevar Rising for FFXIV soo, I can now play that when annoying friends too
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sentences that make me want to drink
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i see that pathfinder: kingmaker is on a sale on steam so here i am, about to get it when i find out that owlcat studios are a russian company (allegedly(?) state funded like atomic heart was, too)
and im just too much of a coward to 
it, augh! just want to be a gay elf druid, aughh! and i know, no ethical consumption whastit yadda yadda but ugh!
emoji death.
Monkey paw curls. Every lesbian sex scene people like that watch is interrupted before spicy stuff by Ricardo Milos dancing till the end.
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It is weekend.
One more week then some time off
Sadly one of my coworkers told me she’s quitting in july 
send help because management sure won’t
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monster hunter world is pretty cool until you have to fight a max size deviljho in cramped caves full of trash mobs and poison gas and then suddenly it is remarkably less cool for a while
Ah Saturday. Time to leave Germany soon.
Going up Cologne cathedral then wandering around Frankfurt for ages was a mistake. If only I’d stretched… Now I can barely walk.
If your calves don’t grow extra muscles from visiting Germany you didn’t get the full German experience. So you’re doing good, really.
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The studio moved to Cyprus in no small part because they wanted to make gay video games and would likely run afoul of Russia’s ‘lgbt propaganda’ laws, if that helps.
(Also they don’t actually get money from Kingmaker because they lost the rights)
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Today I’ve learned that Margit is actually a women’s name. Is Elden Ring Margit a trans icon?
Margit is all about ladies.
Ladies foolish ambitions to rest.
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I have a great aunt with a version of that name
Imagine my face when he introduced himself.
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Never doubt it.
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Ah god damn this was my 3k post ffs
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