Pet peeves: The return (Part 4)

Vixí-argent-dawn · June 25, 2023, 10:37am

The fact that we never got a Volus companion is a disgrace.

Stonetower-argent-dawn · June 25, 2023, 10:38am

ksssssht pheeew

“among us.”

Loras-argent-dawn · June 25, 2023, 10:39am

Imagine wanting a Volus (LAME) when you could have wished for an Elcor (COOL) or Hanar (JELLYFISH)

Vixí-argent-dawn · June 25, 2023, 10:40am

Look, I like my rotund aliens too!

Quarians are still my favourite, but they got alot of love already. Krogans are a close second.

Loras-argent-dawn · June 25, 2023, 10:41am

Even Vorcha are cooler than Volus

Vixí-argent-dawn · June 25, 2023, 10:41am

You take that back right now

Loras-argent-dawn · June 25, 2023, 10:41am

I decline.

Vixí-argent-dawn · June 25, 2023, 10:43am

You’re on thin ice missy.

Also Javik is gross.

Loras-argent-dawn · June 25, 2023, 10:44am

The four-eyed alien boomer is great and I’ll hear nothing else

As established previously: those who disagree with me are virgins

Vixí-argent-dawn · June 25, 2023, 10:47am

The only reason I don’t rank Javik at the lowest is because Jacob and Ashley exist as companions.

One is incredibly boring, the other is annoying.

Javik is fairly dull, and I can’t bring myself to try his romance cus it seems weird.

Croecell-argent-dawn · June 25, 2023, 10:48am

Sweaty, we really don’t need to know about your (non-existent) sex life.

Loras-argent-dawn · June 25, 2023, 10:49am

Guess again, me and Distantpeak’s toaster have a very fulfilling and consensual relationship

Croecell-argent-dawn · June 25, 2023, 10:50am

lady doth protest too much

Distantpeak-argent-dawn · June 25, 2023, 10:50am

I wouldn’t advise doing anything with that, it’s crumby as anything. You’ll get a yeast infection.

Vixí-argent-dawn · June 25, 2023, 10:50am

Getting a hickey from a toaster isn’t a thing to brag about.

Loras-argent-dawn · June 25, 2023, 10:51am

Okay stopping myself there, my response was about to get into deranged memeposting territory

Vixí-argent-dawn · June 25, 2023, 10:54am

Im both curious and concerned.

Stonetower-argent-dawn · June 25, 2023, 10:56am

kssht whatever you say, nerd-clan

Aelevie-argent-dawn · June 25, 2023, 10:56am

Jacob at least made some story sense and had continuity from ME2.

Explain to me, explain to me why some bright spark (read: moron) decided to shoehorn in James ‘Who are you?’ Vega into ME3?

I could have had Grunt. Where is my adorable knuckle-head tankbred SON, you BAST-!

Edit: Also, giving EDI a body was stupid and cringe.

Vixí-argent-dawn · June 25, 2023, 10:59am

I knew you were way cooler than Loras!

James started really grating but he did grow on me a bit in the end.

Because robot lady hot is the reason she got a body. And Joker was getting too close to doing stuff to the actual ship, so this made it less weird.