nigel farage deciding he does actually want to stand for MP after all lmao
only thing i agree with him on is that this is the most boring election of all time
Is he a right cockney lad with a name like that?
you know it’s bad when the lib dems seem to be the only one with any passion
every time i see ed davey he seems to be having a wonderful time. here he is, kayaking to highlight the sewage problem. there he is, doing a little bike trick. another day, he’s on a slide to talk about mental health in schools. soon he’ll demonstrate he’s equipped for the twists and turns of foreign policy by going on nemesis
earlier they photobombed rishi sunak while he was out campaigning by sailing up behind him on a boat
https://x.com/ShehabKhan/status/1797601393886523557
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Love the camera following the boat.
No, same, I don’t care about Rishi Sunak either.
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the only way it could have been improved is if they were blasting “things can only get better” from a boombox as they passed
In my mind they were.
I did not unmute, hearing Sunak makes me want to punch something.
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does it make you want to punch Sunak?
… Yes…
This is about to get me put on a list innit?
Stop right there.
Can’t catch me piggy.
Tories are pigmen, Labour are pigmen, libs are pigmen, ukip are pigmen, all politicians are pigmen.
They’re all crooks in the end.
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not me, when i run for government i promise you right here and now that i will be for the people
I miss Boris. At least he was fun. Even funnier that a literal sausage fest is what took him down.
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What’s your official position on pizza parties?
“pay me more instead”
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Love pizza. Love parties.
Crack on.
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For my election promise ,I will just quote Galadriel.
“In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a Queen”
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The original (the one you see most in current stuff is a clone) was an English noble from the 19th century.
But don’t try to get American media to be too specific. They’ve yet to discover google maps, wikipedia and decent online translation tools.
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I mean-- if he’s a londoner, its near spot on anyway.