I’d chalk that up to a Grizzly. Which is fitting to their name, they are huge and more deadly.
The typical European brown bear is more likely to run away seeing you.
Rare case where not trying to reinvent the wheel would have actually just been better. That’s just an Eastern Dragon, Hasbro.
Granted, I wouldn’t ever go to a place where I know bears could come near me (especially not alone), but I think I’d still choose them over the other apex predator.
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Typical Europeans. Brexit means Brexit.
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Yes and they’re high-fiving.
Activating my human Diplomacy racial on the bear.
That’s fine, lung dragons have basically been ignored entirely (we barely got crystals), so if they wanna make their design one of the most notable metallics that works for me.
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I cast Tame Beast. If I survive the mauling for 10 seconds, the bear is legally obligated to serve me.
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Also on this. For this specific question are we choosing the kind of bear, because if so could also choose the kind of man?
If not, and it’s entirely randomised, there’s the potential you end up really unlucky and you’re face to face with a polar bear. Real bad outcome.
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I can at least attempt to outrun a human (and I’ve done that succesfully at times), but I cannot possibly outrun a bear.
You’ve actually made me think about this. I googled and apparently Android phones can at your discretion share your real-time location with selected contacts, so I’m going to share mine with my wife, just in case.
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Nature is wild for inventing an animal that heavy that can run so fast.
And yet somehow my dad-
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If it’s a polar bear, I’m picking the man. Polar bears are the only ones who actively view us as food.
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It is a pretty good idea to have that with a close relative. And or just mention where you go if you head out.
That goes for everyone too, not just women!
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Akamito has his location shared with me. Not sure if he’s realised yet though.
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Slamming another monny to keep the polar bears from eating me (my body is poison).
It means he likes you, silly
The real threat of global warming is when there are no more icecaps and the polar bears have to move south. We survive as a species only because they like living where they are.
I could take a bear
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It’s fine. Canada and northern Europe will have to deal with it, not us.
In a fight, right?
: )
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If Hitler couldn’t cross the channel I somehow doubt the polar bears will.