Axes? Axes?!
what trees are you chopping down, go get a hammer like a civilised dwarf
non exhaustive list:
Lavaforge Monolith - 2h hammer
Whirlwind Warhammer - 2h hammer
Crashing Thunderhammer - 2h hammer (TWW)
Fiendsbreath Warmace (normal) - 1h hammer
Iron Skullcrusher (normal) - 1h hammer
Franzok’s Headsmasher (mythic) - 1h hammer
Hans’gar’s Forgehammer (mythic) - 1h hammer
Greataxe of Fury / De-Raged Waraxe - 2h axe
Fyr’alath the Dreamrender (if you want to be OTT) - 2h axe
Worldcarver - 2h axe
Merciless Gladiator’s Decapitator - 2h axe
Lavaforge hacker - 1h axe
Sharktooth Hatchet / etc (gunaxe) - 1h axe
Runeaxe of the Breaker (normal) - 1h axe
Gutwrench Goreaxe - 1h axe
Malkorok’s Skullcleaver (normal) - 1h axe
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the WHAT. how did i not know about this
based thank you
gimli looks at u
pardon me if a culture whose central touchstone is the Black Anvil likely has a finger on the scales of the axe vs hammer debate
hate maces love axes simple as
He ruined Chairman Prescott.
every race needs axes except nelves because wood is a mandatory resource alongside gold for building units/structures
not chopping a tree down with a hammer
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im reminded of metzen’s og concept arts for the Nelves and their signature weapon being an axe…what could have been
a true thaurrisan geezah
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https://preview.redd.it/822ka7f9xb181.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=fbb428976367a4ba19de424835c751e378173812
insisting that night elf men never speak again, as per their original concept 
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Hush Tyrande?
Hush Malfurion 
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he also famously used a hammer
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Strom’kar’s axe-appearance can also work, I use it on my own dark iron.
Day in the life of a true Blackrock Geezah.
Wake up an’ meet the wife Moira.
My lil’ empress isn’ she bootiful?
Toime to take Dagran to footbomb.
Rev up the Molegatti WHEEEEEY
Quick stop at the Guzzler and load up tha’ plate.
Get a pint (Scran)
Coalpits lookin’ lovely today lads.
Just a bit o’ banter.
Pint makes a 38-0 loss bettah.
Pop down to th’ local pride.
Good ol’ pint LOOK AT THA’.
Moira made dinner, LOVELY.
Pop down ‘ave a couple pints with th’ lads.
And finish up at th’ fortress o’ dreams.
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speaking through ‘one of the many females under their care’ has so many implications that would’ve made night elf rp so much worse
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in some respects I am glad the night elves only have fleeting resemblance to the drow
not least of which because nerubians are the perfect drow empire equivalent
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There’s a lot of old (and often forgotten) aspects of WoW lore that would make RP very difficult. The status of Troll women, the aforementioned Night Elf deal… just everything about the WC1 Orcs.
Now if we could forget the recent chronicles stuff as well that’d be great.
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I’ve already forgotten and do not wish to be reminded
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RIP or whatever khadgar we’ll miss you for that time you were weirdly racist about trolls for no reason
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he’s from a different generation
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