Pet peeves: The return (Part 9)

I am putting you both in horny jail

This is literally a pitch for you trying to get laid.

I neither need to nor want, however my homies? That pitch is for them

Ride both for the twice the experience?

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You are all going to horny jail.

I’ll sort out whose actually inocent when I get back.

Bonk! :newspaper_roll:
Horny jail for you too

Good, it’s where all the cool people are!

you know you’re all in solitary down there right?

https://i.imgur.com/EJp5QVe.jpeg

Hey guys what’s going-

[I am bundled into a van which takes off at high speed]

Honestly a fair reaction, again just because one can doesn’t mean they should

What do you mean with “you’re all”, you are also here?

i am stiffled by this vessel of flesh

Cro is my fellow jailer down here, it has one wing I have the other

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Allow me to find an image that accurately depicts my response to these news:

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Donated blood again today. According to the signs, since it was my second time, I’ve now saved 6 lives.

This of course means that I remain net karma positive if I kill 5 people, I think? That’s what video games say anyway.

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I’d kiss an argonian or a BG3 dragonborn lady but I don’t think I’d kiss one of the transformed half-dragon Ishgardians.

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based really

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A cowards mindset as they become full dragon from drinking dragon blood

The day is upon us. The ninth is here.
:fearful: