Pet peeves: The return (Part 9)

Haru gets it worse because at least Kasumi is introduced at the start of the game and can be hung out with throughout, but Haru doesn’t even exist until very late in the game by which point you may already be locked in with someone else.

She comes in so late she doesn’t even get a beach date in Hawaii

Blood/void elf hunter is for you.

Haru’s main issue is that she is so clearly the femme top to Makoto’s butch bottom that it feels weird to make a move

give them a gunhammer or gunscythe i say yes i love ruby rose how can you tell

i was debating which to mention because they both get it so bad. the sole reason i didnt say haru was because what romance you get with her implies she wants Ren-Ren as her malewife and thats a win like no other

it does but seeing her heartbroken made me ill

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Sometimes I have no idea how you all see these things.

Set for life for real. Marry into that money.

Yusuke should marry her just to solve his constant financial woes and he can pursue his art without having to starve himself.

Persona’s whole

  • yes, i am madly in love with you, take me now
  • no, ew, disgusting [friendship route]

should be studied in a lab

Kawakami is my girl of choice and I hate that I cannot romance her because of the implications.

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it would but i can see him and futaba because the enemy to lover there is strong when futaba discovers Gen Ai prompting and yusuke needs to fix her

That and the ungodly hot-tub/bath scenes. those make me cringe.

on the friendzoning tho i always hated it. “oh god ann’s distressed… ill hug her thatll make her feel better oh god i just got into a relationship with her and im already dating Makoto okay being an unfeeling pos it is sorry hon.”

you know who else would do it despite the implications?
It’s Always Sunny In Inaba (youtube.com)

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damn makes me want to play 3.

too bad i won’t

what i really want is to play 5 again with no knowledge of it

wait a few years for the alzheimers then replay it

i’m scared that the alzheimers will make me romance futaba by accident and i don’t want to risk that

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Well established tropes and character traits folded into amusing fan fiction assumptions. Other times, writers don’t make things subtle whatsoever and delight in a given fanbase elaborating on things.

watched some elden ring lore videos and idk how i was ever going to understand any of this from just playing it

but presumably it’s possible because these people have

Tbh it probably helps that lore-tubers almost always also played the other soulsborne games
also everyone loves to channel their inner conspiracy theorist into this instead of doing the stupid irl stuff for that

My conspiracy theory is that Mogh beat the allegations

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my favourite part is that no one really knows what any of the endings actually mean so idk if i chose good or not

what is he accused of apart from being an absolute pushover

also why was he also down in the sewers what was that about

They very rarely do plain good/bad ending things
It’s a range of different shades of awful to okay or generally a more stability vs change attitude to what the ending is

i have no idea what my ending even means

we went into space

the Mr. House ending

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that’s dr. house MD to you