Don’t get me started on Crapaclysm… too late, I need to rant more.
Crapaclysm took every single thing that was good about World of Warcraft, trashed it, threw it into the junkheap, set fire to it, and urinated on it.
Crapaclysm is not an MMORPG, I’d personally say it’s not even a real MMO, but rather a multiplayer arcade looter shooter, with simple, dumbed-down mechanics.
The only purpose of content beyond raids is to serve as a brief, bland, pointless filler designed explicitly to funnel players into endgame in the fastest time possible, full of cringeworthy pop culture references, Disney-level cartoon puns and throwaway memes, all of which are raced through at breakneck speed without even once slowing down to get a handle on what’s happening.
Power creep is so rampant, outdoor mobs so profoudly nerfed that absolutely no care or attention is needed - simply race in at breakneck speed, AOE everything down in nanoseconds, and then run three yards back to the questgiver to fly to the next zone on the back of a dragon because you are now the CHOSEN ONE who has been selected by destiny to save Azeroth from… something or other…
The zones I got to know and love so well were ruined utterly, turned into crass, garish theme parks with endlessly battling NPCs pounding away at each other for all eternity. Beautiful, tranquil zones like Darkshore, The Barrens and Ashenvale ripped apart and ruined, with huge, gaping fissures… don’t even get me started on Azshara!
Yeah, sure, for a few days heroic dungeons were pretty fun - before Blizzard caved in to the: “Waaaaaaaaaaah we can’t AOE through this in four nanoseconds” brigade and nerfed them into oblivion, and that was the end of that.
Maybe the raiding in Crapaclysm was super fun? Maybe that’s why some people liked it? I have no idea, I never did any, I quit, utterly dissilusioned with the whole experience, because everything I loved about the game had been taken away. By this time my guild was all-but dead, with almost everyone having left in disgust. I was simply going through the motions, and paying for the privilege of spending most of my time in Outland farming old content for rep.
To the nethermost hell with Cataclysm! Trash my game again by forcing me to ‘upgrade’ and I’m out of here, and it will be permanent this time.