Also known as the Kerrigan Conundrum.
I always wonder about the people who buy stuff like this.
Why?
Where do you even put it?
Why?
next to me in bed
I don’t want you to answer my other two questions now.
Booba, Danuser’s waifu, and well not just his either. Look how many Sylvanas followers there were during BfA because “Queen” or some other crap like that. Then again I am not sure if we should even look at the non RP part of the playerbase, if WoWHead and other sites are anything to go by.
Are you writing this from 2008?
Do you need me to send you winning lottery numbers?
Danuser? Is that you?
Also 4K, goodness. I’d rather buy four of those really creepy Y’shtola dolls, it’d be easier to explain.
When a villain has a goal and their enemies (usually the protagonists) are completely inept it’s pretty common to start rooting for the villain out of disappointment or disdain for the writing. Like how many god damn times did the Horde characters say “HMM WE ARE AT A CROSSROADS” instead of acting and how many times did the Alliance characters slowly walk up to an obvious trap? It gets tiring and therefore more fun to root for the one character dunking everyone effortlessly because their ineptitude is frustrating. Like seeing a child run into a glass pane for the fifth time in a row your reserves of sympathy are just gone and you kind of wish the kid would break its nose so it will learn from its mistakes.
Conversely, with Sylvanas losing pretty much all agency in Shadowlands and being set up for redemption she is no longer very fun to root for because she’s just another inept schmuck (I can’t believe the Jailer lied to me, I will now shoot one arrow at him), which is another reason the way Garrosh went out is fondly remembered. Even though his writing too was incredibly wonky at times, not to mention the absolute uproar in the community when he was Warchief during cataclysm and seemed pretty bent on upsetting as many people as possible, you can’t deny that he is better off for being completely unapologetic in his actions.
Well since I retcon’d everything post-Vanilla out of existence, 2004 actually.
Pretty obvious they were going for this scene, except instead of this it’s Thor throwing a dart at Thanos.
Thor forging an axe from the heart of a star and infusing it with his godly power over thunder and lightinng, and then using its full power to try and obliterate Thanos vs
sylvanas shoots a smoky arrow
She could have done her screaming fart magic on him, but that might have sent the wrong message.
Also, Thor having a desire to make sure Thanos knows who killed him and make him suffer as Thanos has made Thor suffer. A scene with a mistake that makes sense. Sylvanas dinking the Jailer with one arrow has about 0% weight to it on every level.
at this point it feels like Blizzard has done the impossible; they’ve made the MCU, but even more dull, somehow
I suppose its a “lifesize bust” so that Danuser can finally take his waifu with him to bed…
As a man who bought 50 gallons of Belle Delphine’s bathwater and a giant cardboard cutout of Lady D from RE8, I’m open to answer any questions you might have
how does it feel to be morally bankrupt and completely without self respect?
Have you at any point considered/tried reaching out to Lady D’s mocap and voice actress and should we call the police if the answer is yes on either of those?
Better now I’ve got a giant cutout of Lady D to hold while I cry
yeah fair play tbqh
my danny devito cut out just doesn’t give me the same feeling
Look at you rich folk here buying cutouts, I’m trying to make do with the png on my desktop.