PTR Spoiler/Discussion Thread (Part 1)

What the hell have I done to you to deserve that?

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Leave them. Ancestral hatred do be like that.

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Well… Nobbel87 but as far as I know, he is cringing so hard at the lore atm that his eyes is rolling into his eye sockets.

Europeans all get to hate on each other, as a little treat. Before getting back to our scheduled , much deserved dunking on the Americans, because Dear Lord.

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The nordic sibling rivalry is a fun little hobby. Finland gets to play, too.

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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/224645557442969600/915366718396837959/1vc1dqku4bx71.png?width=854&height=630

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Remove Sylvanas and never show her again.

Thoughts?

I think instead they should have her become the newly elected head of the Grand Azerothian Republic that has finally united both Horde and Alliance under one banner.

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is pretty cringe himself tbh

being a wow youtuber is a pretty cringe profession

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You’d make absolutely nobody happy with this, so it seems plausible.

this but unironically and without sylvanas please

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Based and Purple Pilled.

Probably the same sorts related to his suspect amazon purchase recommendations.

Isn’t this literally a Doctor Who villain(s)?

Three (or Six depending on shareholders patience) expansions.

Lumen (Light) Mortis (Death) Ordos (Order?? Arcane? That’s not Latin Danuser)

Vita (Life) Umbra (Shadow) Tumult (Chaos?? Fel?)

A weird crossover if there ever was one. I can see what they’re trying and failing to do. Light is rigid, Death and Arcane can be considered “orderly” too. The others are chaotic.
The thing is though we generally associate Life as “Good” in most instances in its portrayal and Death as “Bad” so putting them on opposing sides is the undercooked Danuser special of “subverting expectations.”

I do not look forward to 15+ years of lore being defecated on by this clown further but looks like that’s what we’re getting.

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Life/creation is the feminine force (Elune) of chaos. Jordan Peterson was right all along.

Explains why Zovaal is literally a caricature of your average MGTOW poster on reddit.

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I guess even Nobbel is going to get tired at some point of making 30 minute videos of THE STORY OF TYRANDE (PART 1 OF 8)

He too will fall to FFXIV and finally be free, or suffer an eternity in Bobby Kotick’s maze.

…Who?

…Okay, looked him up on Wikipedia. Huuuuh. He certainly is… a person.

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How exactly?

And I got it wrong. Ysera is the dragon of Chaos (Life) tamed by the stabilizing hand of Order, the Father as made manifest in the deathrealm’s spiritual rebirth.

Or something. I’m not paid to make up any of this gibberish nor have I ever partaken in the holy ayahuasca so the self evident clarity of it all eludes me.

Peeve: I woke too early for something I didn’t need to do. Back to bed I go.

Ugh ugh angry male stripped of his “RIGHTFUL” position as Arbiter, decides the universe must pay for this affront to his PATRIARCHY.
Decides to use a WOMAN (Sylvanas) as his final piece in his ultra intelligent 5D chess game that would see reality reformed in HIS image. Proceeds to furiously gloat on reddit about how he’s mind controlled the Chad (Anduin) to doing his work.

This is your mind on Danuservision.

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I don’t see it but I’ve spent all expansion too bewildered by sexy squidward’s [Censored] to notice him being anything but a deep voiced, smugly powerful generic factory setting villain with a paragraph of backstory dripfed to unsatisfying conclusion.

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Honestly I just see him as an avatar for Danuser’s bald headed bare faced butchery of the lore meta.

Metzen has Thrall, Danuser has Zovaal.

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