PTR Spoiler/Discussion Thread (Part 1)

“Mal’Ganis: You are simply a face and a name. The rest is inconsequential. If I truly replaced you, would anyone notice?”

Well I have to give Mal’ganis props for that much. The Maw Walkers could easily be replaced by imposters.

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Yes, Steve. We do notice what you’re trying to pull.

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“Elder Ara: The waystones would respond only to certain living mortals. The ones destined to save the realms of death”

Are they actually trying to copy FF14 at this point

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At least it looks like we’re getting the Necromancer+ package of transmogs.

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In a bad way, yes.

and then everyone was dreadlord

That’s hot.

Once again we’re on a track of immutable destiny in spite of all the ways Free Will is the absolute good. Pick a thing when you write a setting. You clearly want the rigid, authoritarian inflexibility and slavish devotion to cults and false gods to be the antagonistic force of the setting. If so, and we are the agents of change, freedom and sensible moderation (liberalism?), why are we locked into our hero’s destiny all the freaking time?

Besides that giving players a choice in a nominal rpg would demand more effort to make content, that is.

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All I’m hearing is warlock world domination. This is a net positive.

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all the warlocks are also dreadlords

Honestly it’s the closest I’m likely to ever be to the old Metamorphosis spell.

all dreadlords are robots

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the air is robot, earth is robot

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Decepticons.

All our cells are artificial. The curse of flesh was nanomachines.

The next step is to reveal it’s all a simulation, something danuser probably thinks is a cheeky self aware meta twist of genius proportions, the M. Night Shamalamadingdong of video games.

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i honestly don’t want to see any sort of ‘self-aware meta jokes’ like we saw in Ardenweald’s threatre

you wrote the terrible stories, don’t be like ‘oh yeah haha in hindsight i guess they were bad lol !’ while writing this

if i see some beyond-the-void or whereever the frick we’ll go species comment on this like ‘lol it’s all robots? always has been i guess’ i will hope someone mails blizz :poop:

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They’ll be 3+ years late to a meme as is the custom.

yeah, so next expansion :smirk:

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“We have Final Fantasy at home.”
FF at home:

Alternatively, side by side of FF and WoW, with ‘FF’ and ‘FF from Wish’.

Maw walker? More like Warrior of the… Maw, or something. Azeroth? Light is bad, so it can’t be warrior of light

Jailer will end up being destroyed. And the Primus is gonna emphasize how the Jailer really was behind it all along.