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She eventually finds Nathanos and he dumps her on the spot because she isn’t the same Banshee Queen he’s been simping over for the last 15 years.
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Hm, how does his soul work in all this.
Is he just innately a turd?
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Yes.
Thats banshee-Queen Sylvanas, who is a totally different person then Ranger-General Sylvanas…
Also whatabout Nathanos? Where is he? What happened to him? Was he reforged into Sylvanas new armor?
Then what did she see in him pre-corpse?
Reforged into her boot so she can forever step on him.
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I think the extent of it was him being good with a bow/a good ranger in general.
Bit of a low standard when your sisters boyfriends are immortal heroes of the Alliance or a powerful ruler of a magical city.
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Done.
Now I need people to stop quote-tweeting, so I can stop seeing the guff 
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Considering it’s his cousin’s body he’s been using ever since he got “hot” Im guessing that. She was two-timing him from day one to get to his more attractive, less douchy cousin.
Fits in perfectly with Danuser’s love for cuckhold erotica as well.
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Love me a tasty, Light wielding sort.
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Sylvanas aims low.
Doesn’t work since Uther was dead before Sylvanas, so she must have known him when he was alive, in order to recognise him in Halls of Reflection, surely.
Listen, I am all a sucker for a good love story like the next poster.
But this ain’t it man.
Let him be, just say he soul got churned into a weapon or something…
This is another learning to read and write after being established to do both situation.
Let’s write some Arthas x Sylvanas fanfic instead.
She can go out with Kael’Corpse.
Wandering the Shadowlands, slaying Dreadlords.
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Listen… It just works. Banshee-Queen Sylvanas knew everything because she was playing 184736272728D-chess and the Jailer was her boyfriend.
Ranger-General Sylvanas knows nothing because she is the victim of a ghost possessing her body.
Her ghost.
when we finally reach nathanos in shadowlands he just morphs into jailer and takes sylvanas away like the idealised change into the chad danuser dreams of in his sleep