PTR Spoiler/Discussion Thread (Part 1)

I mean, no Warcraft cultures actually live in harmony with nature.

Certainly not night elves. Their hunters kill animals for food and clothes, their druids manipulate nature for their own purposes instead of letting it take its course.

They get credit for sustainable logging, I suppose. But negative credit for killing people who aren’t lucky enough to have magical help with that and have to procure wood the old-fashioned way.

Just the traditional wood elf attitude; trees live longer and contribute more to the world than a dirty trespasser. One bone broken for every twig trampled…

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They won’t even teach it to their allies.

It’s Eastvale Logging Camp not Eastvale Forest and Wisp Preservation Zone…

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Make the Alliance the rightful green energy juggernaut on the world stage while orgrimmar turns into an industrial wasteland even the dungbeetles avoid. Contrasts.

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In WoD, yeah. She’s in whatever the Horde side of Ashran is called.

The objective.

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Welcome to Peonville

Stormwind considered their logging tactics subpar and instead has the night elf refugees use their druidic powers to grow pumpkins. This is undisputable fact.

When did they do that?

https://twitter.com/portergauge/status/1565432966737584128?s=21&t=_dAjHYC1mwY8JLDR42d27Q

Nozdormu’s been recast, Martin Sheen alas no longer voices him

A Simpsons quote!

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My disappointment is immeasureable and my day is ruined.

https://twitter.com/Portergauge/status/1565499990683762688?cxt=HHwWgICqic_84rkrAAAA

Lets rub it into the nelves that 5 years (or more) after their home got burned, they’re still refugees in Stormwind.

https://twitter.com/Portergauge/status/1565478121737818112?cxt=HHwWgMCg3daD2bkrAAAA

Really like this summoning animation for mounting on a Dragonflying mount!

A step in the right direction. Now get rid of skeuomorphism, this isn’t 2004.

This but for every mount please.

Can’t really believe the devs, while adding the new NPCs there thought ‘yeah, let’s keep the refugees there’ as an artistic choice.

wtf???

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Nelfposters were right all along and blizzard hates the kaldorei, forever subjecting them to prolonged humiliation.

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Just develop a humiliation fetish, problem solved.

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Kelna Starwind stumbles onto the Stormwind docks, severely burned and covered in the ashes of her home and family. Staggering over to her fellow night elves, their voices raised in lament toward the heavens she follows suit, her voice broken from smoke inhalation.

“Joke’s on you… I’m into this…”

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