Recruiting - The Horde! đŸ‘ș

Argent Dawn
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Nobody mentioned this yet, but if you want to RP a nun, this is the faction to be!

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Weird flex, but oke.

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draenei
 check
revealing clothing
 check

you see? draenei futa. I am right. They who control the futas control the world.

(please don’t kill me it’s a prank IT’S JUST A PRANK BRO)

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Alliance has Gnomes, the superior race. I mean is there anything else to say really?

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This harrowing war is mired by petty politics, ruthless despots and vain idealism within our factions and without, and it can be confusing and seem pointless to support any side at all
 However, in the end, there is but one question your heart of hearts must answer, and one allegiance you must make.

Do you stand with the old world, or by the embers of war will you strive to unite it under something new?

I know my answer. For the Horde.

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Why don’t you go crawl back into your Irradiated ruin and get clubbed by a trog! Goblins are the only shorties that matter!

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Press F to pay respec
 to Blizz
 for your character faction change.

But also press F to pay respects to the now officially dead as of this post Alliance.

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Go dig deeper for your extra polygons gobbo, rejected experiments of Mimiron.

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I’ll do that, if you go try and build yourself some plot relevance, deal? Kekekekeke



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Try looking for your polygons under 8.2 patch notes, they might be under the GNOME section. A footnote, just like goblins.

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Their boss drops your boss’s mount.

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You’re telling me he didn’t even have anything noteworthy of his own to drop, then?

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Our boss started this glorious war, it took their boss the better part of a decade to stop sponging off the dwarves and do anything. And the most interesting thing he ends up doing is getting rolled as a raid boss, pah! Pathetic!

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Aye go and make more Horde friends, will probably stop those two orcs who keep throwing rotten boar snouts in front of my doorstep. Go prank eachother will ya!

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low blow

The Horde does have supremeÂź struggles though. Even our GoT RP is better since the Horde only recently discovered pure water; meanwhile the extreme technological advances of the Alliance give them spaceships and laser guns. How is the Horde still winning?

Just that good.

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Hey I liked your Goblin dungeon, but have you heard of our Gnome Megadungeon?

Ok done, I really like Goblins too. I confess.

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Not at all, its the first boss for us if i recall correctly.

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How’s that gnome capital city doing, anyway?

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You mean that pet dungeon?

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I love gnomes too. <3

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