Your dedication to get the Tomb Raider title matches your creativity regarding forum roasts.
head colds
shade clod
scalded ho
hes old cad
he sad clodā¦all more appropriateā¦
You have lost your weapon in a washing machine or itās adapted to your strenght ?
Pets like you should be tamed and stabled.
Dwarvesā¦tsssā¦Yāare the pet, right ???
Iāll take the blonde. How much?
Thank god for your mog, so we donāt have to see you sir
Ever considered using shades, to hide the rest of your green?
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You should make like your hair line and recede.
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(Donāt worry, I covered it with the Gift of Nāzoth andā¦ errā¦ I donāt think you suposed to know that. Sorryā¦ *aims to the head * [Skip Me] )
Why didnāt you listen to Mr Wonka?! You turned into a blueberry!
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Damn little pathetic furry. My crusade against gnomes and gobelin shall now include vulperas !!!
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I think your crusade is going to be on walmart managers with that haircut.
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I applaud your choice of hat - Iād hate to have to look at any more of your face.
Is that scarf trying to hide the fact that youāre obese ?
Youāre an elf.
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What is this Mickey Mouse poop? What in the name of Jesus H. Christ are you animals doing in my head ?
Holding up your hair??
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I didnāt asked ya to do that. Instead, I wanted that head so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump!
Well if thats the hair style you were going forā¦
Iād go back and ask to speak to the manager.
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Speaking of stlye, would suggest you to look in to a mirror
But then again Iām a nice guy and would be cruel to trick you in to seven year of bad luckā¦ 