Imagine playing a protection warrior 
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Lazy hunter - always making his pets do the dirty work while he takes the credit
rumour has it Alagondar has worn this helmet for the past 20 years because he can no longer remember how to take it off.
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Itās kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.
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I didnāt know Goldshire dwellers are so smart they can be professorsā¦ 
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You should know! You regularly attended my classes there 
And you graduated summa cumme laudeā¦
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Iām pretty sure itās stuck to his head.
Whoa. I see what you did there.
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says the rat whoās looks would turn Medusa into stoneā¦
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You almost look as robotic as me!
a robot gnome warlock - you sure you can reach those portals??
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Rather than just roast Alagondar Iām going to roast everyone by reminding them that Iām just simply fabulous and thereās nothing you can do about it.
prepares hairtrimmer
Oh, really? 
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The only thing that needs hairtrimming, is those weapon license spiky eyebrows
Every now and again there comes a time when you just put your head in your hand, sigh loudly and say to no one in particular āthere really is no god.ā
Looking at you has me saying āthere really is no godā¦ā
does it feel being a stinky?
Illuminati is not real might want to drop that back item.
If you say so cow with antlers.
Which transformer are you?
Well I know, I knowā¦ his brain aināt right but he is funny
This is not the āWhy Did You Marry The Poster Above You threadā, my dear pervy Draenei.