Is it horrible that when I see one of these threads named so dramatically I instantly think of the poor guy. Lets call him Larry,
One day Larry gets a phonecall “Hey, Larry, we’ve got a job for you, you still got that hot Beretta from the Cincinnati job?” “Lets say I do…” “Swell, there’s a guy over in Utrecht” “The hell is that?” “Europe, anyway, he’s a pvp’er, and he’s not doing PvE” Larry winces and rubs an old forgotten scar on his temple “He needs…?”
“Yeah. He needs Coercion. You need to go over there, find him, put the gun to his temple and make him do PvE, Force him to do it”
“Surely they know they aren’t forced into doi–”
“Larry, you in or out, go out there and force that guy to do pve, if he isn’t clearing Mythics by Wednesday, whack him. But make it look like an accident. Like, I dunno, he fell onto a real fast moving bullet…”
“Alright, I’m in, I’m in, that all?”
“Nah, second thing, We’ve got these PvE rewards…we wanted to gate them behind PvP because of y’know, reasons. We’ll send you a list of addresses, we need you to go there and make sure every damned one of those PvE fans plays PvP to get their PvE reward, Capisce?”
“I get it, I get it, I understand, what about the RP’er cartel, anything planned there?”
“Oh yeah! Just you wait till you see what we do with Bolvar and Sylvanas….again… but we’ve got that job covered, just go and -Force- people to do content they don’t actually have to do”