Solve the faction imbalance by implementing breast sliders

obvious troll…

btw, i played many mmos in my time and some older mmos had boob sliders. its obviously a stupid idea.

Evil!! I love it!!

:smiling_imp:

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Dat be no troll but an abominable elf.

Love the idea, but I suspect it won’t really help faction balance, since all of the rerollers would end up in Goldshire Inn on AD.

LOL love your forum character name.
is every post of yours automatically flagged ?

Just came back from doing cardio. When playing Alliance you must be able to run fast.

@Horde mains: You are not allowed to make that joke! I am, because I actually main Alliance. It’s the same as with other minorities. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

The coversations would be something like this.

Superdude: “Hey girls, did I tell you how I killed N’Zoth on my own?”
Superdude: /flex
Superdude: “But I’m retired now.”
Actuallyagirlirl: “So you are not good enough for end game content?”
Superdude: “No, no … I’m just retired. Ok then. Gotta go. Cya.”

BeQuiet for the win.

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:man_facepalming: For ridiculing the valid concerns of Alliance fans.
10/10 for the salt that this would cause if implemented

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Solve the faction imbalance by implementing Bewb sliders?..
:thinking: :rofl:

Why not throw in a Waifu pillow trinket, that procs a scantily clad female draenai to fight by your side for 15 seconds (I’m being generous), while you are at it…
:man_facepalming:

Good idea lol. but it’s Horde that would need it to help with the population imbalance

Distribution of World of Warcraft characters in EU realms (total) as of December 2019, by faction (Statista).
EU -
Alliance: 49.9%
Horde 50.1%

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This would tip the scales in the other direction…

Inward breasts?

No, smaller than normal size.

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Joke’s on you I love the spooked brutosaurs dialog, it feels like coming home.

Big boobed female dwarves… /phwar! :fist_right::fist_left:

:see_no_evil:

Thanks for the stats.

Think again, retribute later. The total population numbers as of Dezember 2019 were balanced. Considering that the Alliance has more Roleplay going on and more casual players, the competitive part of the Alliance was already small back then. (I’m not flaming on roleplayers and casual players. They are of course free to play as the want.) With that in mind I would even say that a 50:50 distibution in total population is already terrible for the game, because that means that the competitive parts of the factions are already heavily imbalanced. Balancing around total population and not evaluating RP separately is a mistake. The imbalance of the competitive parts can be verified with a quick look at the progress ladders. And now consider the people who faction changed recently or who will faction change for SL. Your turn.

PS: I don’t care how many twinks people have on the blue side, the main characters are those who potentially make real progress in the end game content.

Now we’re talking! Jessica was the bomb back then. I’m all in for this feature! Let’s make the dream come true! Having bigger female breasts should also give the character a new skill, something like “bouncy slap” or so.

Data based on?