[SPOILERS] Patch 8.2.5 spoilers

Tbh I wouldn’t really call it habitable even before it got blighted. Not somewhere you’d want to permanently move unless you were Forsaken, that smell tho.

Alas, we never got a forsaken Capital City.

Didn’t they have that one Pandaren living there? You know, who drank a concotion which should’ve killed him and he survived!!

Ohman, how many times I dreamt of the Forsaken rebuilding Lordaeron in their own style! That would’ve been so awesome! Huge missed oppertunity that they never quite used the old Capital for living or quests etc! D:

She’s in Deathkneel yeah, but I wouldn’t call say that’s representitive of living in the Undercity itself. One hardcore Pandaren versus the rest of the Horde races.

Loremaster Telaryn can probably get a citation on this, but I’m sure that everyone’s favourite boy wonder Nathanos Blightcaller mentioned that the stench of the Undercity is awful. I’d imagine that would make it a terrible place for the non-dead races to be positioned and living.

I’d have been down with the Forsaken using the actual ruins of Capital City as the exterior of their city meant for outsiders while the Forsaken proper did their business in the Undercity where few would want to tread or would be invited.

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Can I just say that the fact that the forsaken attempt to assassinate their own monk trainer is pretty telling?

Monks should have been pandas only :pensive:

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After winding back through the secret tunnels, the pair traversed a long corridor that opened into the outer ring encircling the Undercity. Entering the common area, Nathanos soon recognized a disadvantage of his new form. Like his other faculties, his sense of smell had grown stronger. As a group of three Forsaken approached, the stench of their rotted flesh brought him near to retching. He hadn’t noticed the scent of death after waking from the ritual, but out here, among thousands of undead, the odor pummeled him in waves.

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Thanks Telaryn.

I’ll put a good word in with my uncle to get you a job on the Blizzard historian team so that the rogue story writers can ignore you and just do what they want anyway.

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With the power of Loreology’s twitter account, inconsequential canon rulings can be whatever I want them to be

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Truly Argent Dawn will enter a golden era.

Whining about why X faction gets Y race isn’t fair and that there needs to be a 1:1 balance of Alliance / Horde getting an equivalent is why the faction war conflict is rly. dull in BfA - no real victories are allowed, and if they are, each faction needs to get one each to keep them equal.

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I’m going to J.K. Rowling all the races I don’t like

Turn them gay or into another race?

The tentacles in void elf hairstyles have more than one use …

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Top three J.K Rowling inconsequential changes you would make to WoW lore. Go.

Pretty sure this is established headcanon for Draenei tentacles in certain circles.

Baine is actually adopted human in a fursuit.

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The introduction of the worgen into the Alliance has awakened a community among humans who willingly seek out the curse to play their long-repressed animalistic urges. Some of them create new personas for their worgen-selves to play out in their fantasies.

It’s not that Rhonin was unable to save himself from the destruction of Theramore, but due to personal problems ranging from performance to financial, his marriage with Vereesa was struggling. To redeem himself in the eyes of his wife and children, he chose to sacrifice himself.

Gnomish shrinking tech has found improvised use in military where they send their operatives to dive up their enemies :peach: and expand from within. The unfortunate side effect of this tech being released to civilian market is a surge in fantasies related to being trapped in someone’s shoe all day long and other shrinking/devouring fetishes.

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Does this guy still exist?

Dread him. Run from him. The shrinking fetish guy arrives all the same.

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Smh. Humans always thinking they can keep up with the ferocious appetites of the long lived female elves who have been around the block a few times. They will never learn.

If Telaryn would use his new position to make him a canon character, the job is pretty much his.

Magni’s not so much bothered about saving Azeroth than he is about snorting his next line of Azerite. Only an addict raves about the WOONS that much.