[SPOILERS] Patch 8.2.5 spoilers

No one’s saying Sylv is gonna win her raid fight, but if the pattern maintains then her goals will still be accomplished regardless and she’ll survive.

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Yeah, she’ll survive. This expansion that is. Next expansion though…

Guys I just got some information from my powerful Blizzard developer uncle about the upcoming Battle for Stormwind scenario that ties off the war campaign, hope you enjoy :slight_smile:

The newly Naaru Empowered Vindacaar appears above the besieged city of Stormwind, it’s main canon charging up ready to purge the entire city with the Holy Light.

Greymane: I had to see it for myself. Was this your plan all along? Is this how you meant to achieve victory? This…honorless travesty?
Anduin: Honor means nothing to a heretic, Genn. You have the luxury of underestimating the Light, but it is something with which I am intimately familiar. Maybe you don’t care if your people die so long as it is honorable. But to me, this Alliance is worth converting. Anyone who disagrees does not deserve to stand among us. So die your heretic’s death, King Genn Greymane. It means little to me. Perhaps I will raise your broken body to serve the Light once more. Or perhaps you will have a chance to say hello to your son.

Anduin smiles sweetly.

A CUTSCENE PLAYS SHOWING THE VINDACAAR FIRE UPON THE CITY. COUNTLESS HORDE AND ALLIANCE SOLDIERS AS WELL AS CIVILIANS ARE CAUGHT IN THE BLAST, THE LIGHT COURSING THROUGH THEIR VERY BEING, RAISING THEM AS LIGHTBOUND UNDEAD.

CALIA MENETHIL ENTERS THE SCENE, TAKING HER PLACE BESIDE ANDUIN AS THEY LOOK OVER THE CITY NOW GLOWING WITH RADIANT LIGHT. ANDUIN TAKES HER HAND AND THEY SMILE TOGETHER.

GENN LOOKS ON IN DISGUST, HIS EYES CATCHING A HORDE VESSEL THAT ESCAPED THE BLAST RETREATING BACK TO ORGRIMMAR TO REPORT WHAT HAS HAPPENED. SURELY SYLVANAS HERSELF IS ABOARD.

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It’s like poetry.

It rhymes.

Anduin: Rain Holy Light!
Genn: But Sire, our troops!
Anduin: Just do it!

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Horde soldiers dash across the battlefield, champions and heroes passing each other the Blade of the Black Empire in a desperate bid to use it to seal away the evil of High King Anduin Wrynn and save the world from his holy crusade.

Nathanas stumbles over a broken bit of cobblestone, the chaos of battle ringing out around him. Is it over?

Just then he sees a figure standing over him, it’s Magatha Grimtotem.

“Hi, I’m Nathanos Blightcaller.”

“Hi Nathanos Blightcaller, you got something for me?”

He passes her the blade. But she does not stand alone, the women of the Horde join her in formation to defiantly stand against the Alliance onslaught.

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Nathanos stands before Anduin and the might of the Alliance, beaten and bruised. Defiantly, he tightens the strap of his quiver as he prepares for his last stand.

Suddenly a familiar voice sounds in his gnomecorder:

The Eyes of Hellscream are upon you

A temporal rift open behinds him and out walks Garrosh Hellscream, flanked by Grommash and Blackhand.

A multitude of temporal rifts follow, and Horde heroes and soldiers from across multiple timelines pour out, counting Vol’jin, Cairne Bloodhoof, Durotan and many more.

Garrosh: Is that everyone?
Kairoz: What, you wanted more?

Nathanos: Lok’tar… ogar

[Audience lose their minds]

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lmao that one legit gave me tingles

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Heck it, I’d take it. More badass than what we’ll probably get.

I’m banking on them throwing those in to shake the data miners off the trail. There’s gonna be new cinematics at some point, just hidden real deep away behind existing ones.

6 minutes of sylv getting kerrigan’d, 3 minutes of sad orc, thrall and jaina staring wistfully into the sunset

Just put me out my misery lads

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Holding hands

Not yet. It’s not your time, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

9.0 looms on the horizon, rumbling with distant booms of thunder and darkening the sky around it. Soon.

Undead NE Priest. Enjoy!

ptr.wowhead. com/npc=159799/amara-lunastar#modelviewer:10+0

Disgraceful. Amara’s meant to look like this:
https://gamepedia.cursecdn.com/hearthstone_gamepedia/e/e8/Amara%2C_Warden_of_Hope_full.jpg?version=d7b67b058dfa6ca9f1f601648b3a589c

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Afrasiabi promised us that we’d fire the bilgewater cannon!!!

Imagine if it destroyed the Vindicaar/Stormwind

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shocked another promise they don’t keep!

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Yeah they misfired and accidentally blew up decent writers.

Woopsie

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Please no, as if Undeath Kaldorei Dark Rangers and Wardens weren’t enough we also get Banhee-Queen priestessess of the Sisterhood of the Banshee-Queen! D:<

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I can’t wait for them to spin the genocide as a good thing because Sylvanas was playing 5D chess all along and we’re all too stupid to realise the truth and we should feel bad for hating her