Story Forum Offtopic Lounge pt. 2

Four fingers is the sweet spot that allows for optimal dexterity. That’s why the most inventive species go for that. Three is for brutes, and five is just useless.

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Yea not a fan of this artwork either tbh. Sadly it is quite a popular ship for some odd reasons.

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It’s scientifically proven that five toes are useless.

Running is for people who don’t have a ride, so it’s okay to be a bit less than optimal down there.

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By the way right now is the optimal time to level alts: Full account gear (50%), birthday-buff (15%), 10% flask from the assaults, war mode (currently 25% on Alliance side) and Darkmoon (10%). And you can get another 10% flask for Draenor!

Over double the amount of XP for every single quest.

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…or just wait for the Shadowlands prepatch, where questing through just one addon is supposed to be enough to get you to the equivalent of 120.

Yeah, but that’s like a year away.

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And on top of that, if you have two PvP trinket heirlooms which give 50% extra XP in battlegrounds each, you just spam Korak’s Revenge and get to max level in no time lol.

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Why did no one tell me of this before I leveled a character in there.

Feelsbadman.

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They keep coming back to Magni’s hammer Fearbreaker. I guess any continuity is a good thing, but it seems a bit random… well, and they keep giving it new designs. Now it looks… like a hammer. Huh.

https://ptr.wowhead.com/quest=58498/return-of-the-warrior-king#videos:id=169067

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https://i.redd.it/9glgvf68b9w31.png

Me stealing the meme from Zakkaru, who stole it from Reddit:

https://tenor.com/view/mine-now-steal-take-grab-mine-gif-13196166

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Damn it! I was about to post it!

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You had your chance. HONOR IS FOR THE WEAK!

Well then, thankfully I got gif for situations like that.

Beware bucketmon!

https://imgur.com/user/tekane/favorites/folder/6008505/animals/J5HuAZv
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Blizzard’s plot armour is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

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Also, shout-out to my Stelaris playing mate Erevien, this song was ordered by the human supremacist brigade.

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I think it’s funny how the original song got taken down because of hate speech. This only confirms the theory that google is run by lizard people and Mark Zuckerberg is their leader!

Regardless: Stellaris players unite. And why is it that everytime I play my spiritual-authoritative space elves everyone of my neighbors is a xenophobe? There wasn’t a single game, where I wasn’t surrounded by these guys.

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Night elf stans, here, some fuel for ya:

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Ouch. That burn. :fire:

Sadly we don’t let night elves read the forum when they’re working, and they’re always working, so I’m afraid they won’t read this.

I have now listened to this song for about an hour…non-stop. I’ve grown a beard and have an urge to down some mead.

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