The gnome situation

Something needs to be done about the gnomes! They have been running wild for far too long now! Hunt them down, kill them, gank them, drive them to the dungeons of gnomeregan and seal the door!

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Butā€¦ butā€¦ Iā€™m just cute and innocent. :pleading_face:

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This is not enough. The NPC gnomes need to go aswell!

Wrong! All gnomes are evil and bad for the environment.

Were cuteā€¦ The model update did you dirty.

Ohh I think I smelled some fresh beef nearby, it must be dinner time.

Looks at Symy

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Aha! but inside your heart , you really love us, just admit it!

rubbing your hands together :smiling_imp:

The envy is strong in this one.

You mistake envy with hatred.

Envy leads to hatred, if suppressed too long.

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No, the proper quote is ā€œFear leads to anger, anger leads to hatred, hatred leads to sufferingā€

Star Wars isnā€™t the only source of quotes. Youā€™d know that if you were as smart as a Gnome.

Perhaps I can interest you in an Upgrade? I can help with becoming a Mechagnome.

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and while you all that, senn all females gnomes to meā€¦ For a tea party! what have you though of?!

On a serious note, I find female gnomes (too bad English unlike Russian has no feminitive word for them) very huggable. Iā€™ve noticed I am more that eager to spare them all my loot if it happens that I can grant a piece or two.

this from a walking happy meal. do you come with a toy?

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u jelly brah?

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Moo!
punts

for every gnome you punt, five will take its place.

ā€¦we breed like rabbits

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Better have gnomes than those desert rats things they have in the horde tbh

They can breed in the dark corridors of gnomeregan all they want.

Darth Gnomevader, no thanks Iā€™ll pass.

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