The boards around the horde cities bear a new poster. Written in rather giant letters on a paper decorated with feathers and small wooden totems.
This means a market event in Thunderbluff on the 2022-07-16T18:00:00Z ! Come there to trade or mail me/whisper me for a stall if you have something to sell for yourself. Hope to see you there!
Good luck, 
I will be there and so should you
I will be there to sell information to the highest bidder.
Todays specials; Is Kuru really blind, or was he simply faking it for tax evasion? Starting bid is at 20.000g
thats a great Ide…wait…on second thought that doesn’t loo…sound so great…
I will be there selling spells, magic scrolls and runes!
Better not be dirty magic, or I’m going to throw you off the cliff.
No dirty magic! Promise!
Market days are good, wholesome fun.
You will never buy a better cut of kodo meat than from the stalls of the Aparoshe Stampede.
We will be THERE. You WILL buy our goods.
Watch me sell cow meat at Thunderbluff during Thunderbluff Market.
Dum dum welcome? Hellfire bad and no crunchy kodo’s to eat. Dum dum forgive Stampede for caving in his skull in return for cut of kodo.
Did you know it takes exactly four and a half seconds from being thrown off the top of Thunder Bluff to hit the ground, and that’s exactly how much time you get to reconsider your life’s decisions?
Felrage never managed to pass Blackrock math class. He doesn’t know what seconds are or how they work.
Highmaw agents must come to acquire the kodo cut instead 
that IS wonderfull 
looking forward to it!
I will sell snake oil. :]
Is it a good fur conditioner?
It can do a lot of things really! Make your fur and/or beard shiny, heal you from pain, make you stronger and flavour you meal! It is amazing really, I actually think it can even cure curses!
Also ressurect the dead, and keep evil warlocks away (Ombashi will prove its authenticity even!), and when all else fails its amazing as lipgloss and for painting your house.
