My five in no particular order.
- The Clueless.
The only one I feel a bit guilty for listing, but it’s the truth.
They have the drive for RP, but they are either so new or indifferent about the lore, that they have not grasp of even the more basic events and contexts of the setting. I have no problem helping out in those situations, but it doesn’t do the immediate RP any favors.
- The Winners.
Here being the ones that believe RP is a competition. Their characters rarely ever lose a fight, contest or campaign. If and when they do, you can be certain they aren’t going to be happy OOC. Expect the cold shoulder treatment at best, and spiteful comments at worst.
- The Loverboy.
Or gal. There are stories from close enough acquintances on both sides of that fence, but loverboy is more catchy.
I don’t mind RP relationships. They can add an angle on the stories that is somewhat unique, at least with the right characters involved. What I do mind is the creeping overlap between RP and OOC. Not much to say here; keep it IC or prowl about somewhere else. Preferably in a forested area just outside of Stormwind.
- The Pack.
And no, I am for once not referring to the worgen variety. The Pack is my term for coordinated and angry OOC players who, for whatever reason of theirs, choose to attack someone else directly or otherwise. Usually there’s some disagreement on RP, server policy, politics or sexuality involved.
Whether or not they’d be in the right is quite besides the point here; I just don’t want to associate with that type of people. What if I one day fail to fulfill some expectation of theirs and get flak for it?
Hard pass.
- The Ghost.
They’re great when they’re there. They know their stuff, their character feels real and there’s a great IC connection that makes the hours just fly by. It’s everything RP is supposed to be.
When they’re there.
Because sometimes (perhaps even quite often) they simply disappear without any word of warning. Guild events, campaigns or even casual RP appointments go by without them ever resurfacing, despite having said otherwise. They have vanished.