Warcraft Jokes 🍻 (Join in)

[Nyssi-argent-dawn]

Yo mama so fat, she gets an “immune” message when priests try to Levitate her.

[Croecell-argent-dawn (Croecell)]

A tauren, a human and a forsaken were in Tanaris, they were caught by bandits. The bandits took all they have and said, “we are letting you all go, but you can only take 1 thing to cross the desert”

The human went first and he chose a sword to defend himself and set out, he didn’t make it.

The tauren went second and he chose a flask of water to help with the dehydration and set out, he didn’t make it.

The forsaken looks on then turns to the bandits and asks; “can I have a fork?”

[Twiluna-argent-dawn]

@Kyrel-stormscale

look closer

[Cåene-argent-dawn]

How did Gelbin become High Tinker?
He was Gnomeinated.

[Kelduril-argent-dawn (Kelduril)]

What do you call a mage hitting you with a pan?

Cast iron.

[Keket-argent-dawn]

This one got me g-kicked.

A warrior is about to enter a fighting ring. He looks at his next opponent, and it’s a two-headed tauren. His friend is pretty concerned. He asks the warrior, “Are you sure you can do it?”
The warrior nods and says “Yeah, it’s duo-bull.”

[Ersatz-argent-dawn (Ersatz)]

A Sea Giant walks into a bar.
Bartender notices he’s got a steering wheel covering his crotch. He waves the giant over and asks, “is that comfortable?”
Sea Giant slams his fist on the counter. “Comfortable?! It’s driving me nuts!”

[anon64609363]

You know why our kind is called human?
Because the first human man was born in Hungary.
Hu-Man

[Habeebee-argent-dawn]

I like my beer as I like my kultirans: round and pretty.

Yeah I stole it from Sam in Jade Forest.

[Twiluna-argent-dawn]

What do you call a Worgen salesman?

…A Warewolf.

[Sindrí-argent-dawn (Sindrí)]

You can train martial arts Nazjatar…
its called krav naga.

[Kelduril-argent-dawn (Kelduril)]

@Sindrí-argent-dawn

You can train martial arts Nazjatar…
its called krav naga.

Stealing that not gonna lie

[Twiluna-argent-dawn]

Gnome joke:
When is a gnome not a gnome?

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When he has his head up a fairys skirt he becomes a goblin.

[Yokaiizu-argent-dawn]

Glad you could bake it, Uther

Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the waiter, but I’m still your superior as a chef.

As if I could forghetti. Listen, there’s something about the plaguette you should knead. Oh no! It’s too late! These peopleroni have all been infectedanana! They may look al dante now, but it’s a matter of thyme before they turn into the undeadable.

What?

This entire citrella must be peeled!

How can you even cook that?! There’s got to be some other whey.

Damn it, Umami, as your future chef, I order you to broil this city!

You are not my chef yet, boyardee. Nor would I obey that command if you were!

Then I must consider this an act of seasoning.

Seasoning? Have you sauced your mince, Arthas?!

Have I? Lord Umami, by my right of succession and sovereignty of my crown of roast pork, I hereby rehydrate you from your commandard and suspenderoni your pepperoni from service!

Arthas, you can’t just-

DING

It’s done! For those of you who have the will to taste this flan, follow me! The rest of you… get out of my kitchen.

You’ve just tossed a terrible salad, Arthas.

Jaina?

I’m sorry Arthas… I can’t watch you cook this.

[Príncess-silvermoon (Príncess)]

Warcraft 3: Reforged

[Twiluna-argent-dawn]

Where do Hellscreams park their cars?
In the garrosh.

[Alryette-argent-dawn (Alryette)]

I hate this.

Thank you, I’m stealing it.

[Leíá-argent-dawn (Leíá)]

Why did the Gilnean refuse to cross the road?
He got a bad feelin’.

[Gizzyfius-argent-dawn]

Here’s a good ol’ classic of mine that will make you want to punt me like a marmot.

What do you call it when a Tauren lies?

Thunder Bluff.

[Elyndres-argent-dawn]

Why was Kael’thas early to a meeting?
The time was merely setback.